vrfrendz
12th May 2006, 12:15 PM
Here are some paki jokes, agar repeat ho to maaf kar dena, waise bhi paki jokes pe RT nahin hoti :) :getdrunk:
Labels on Paki products
Actual label instructions on Pakistani consumer products:
1. On a helmet mounted mirror used by Pakistani cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
2. On a Pakistani shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
4. On a Pakistani insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
5. In Pakistan, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
6. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
7. On a bar of soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
8. On Pakistani Ice-cream (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
9. On a Pakistani kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
10. On packet of peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
11. On an Pakistani Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
12. On Pakistani Sleeping pills - WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
13. PAKISTANI CARS - MOVING OBJECT KEEP AWAY FROM IT.
14. PAKISTANI CONDOMS - FOR SINGLE USE ONLY.
15. PAKISTANI TAMPONS - FOR FEMALE USE ONLY.
16. PAKISTANI SUGAR - NOT THE REGULAR BROWN SUGAR, THIS IS JUST A SWEETENER.
17. PAKISTANI CIGARETTES - PLEASE LIGHT IT, FOR BETTER RESULTS.
18. PAKISTANI WHISKEY - SAVE PETROL.
19. PAKISTANI CAR LUBRICANTS - THIS IS FOR AUTOMOBILES ONLY, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR FOR APPLICATION ON PRIVATE PARTS.
20. PAKISTANI TOOTH PASTE - GOOD FOR GERMS HARMFUL FOR TEETH.
21. PAKISTANI FRIDGES - COOLS FASTER THAN HEATERS.
22. PAKISTANI HAIR OIL - GOOD FOR THE SOIL.
23. PAKISTANI NEWSPAPERS - CONTAINS ADULT INFORMATION,THE NEWSPAPERS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF THE WRITTEN MATTER IS OBJECTIONABLE.
24. PAKISTANI RIFLES - FIRE FOR FUN,HIT & RUN.
25. PAKISTANI NOTEBOOKS - PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO READ IT, IT'S BLANK......
26. PAKISTANI PEPPERMINT - PLEASE DO NOT LOAD IT ON YOUR REVOLVER.
Praying in the air
The Air India flight from Karachi to Bombay was in trouble. As the storm raged, Santa Singh, the captain of the plane realized his plane was going to crash. He was however able to land the plane on the water where it was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One Pakistani stepped forward. "Yes, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said Santa Singh, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? They get it from chasing parked cars.
Paki on the moon
Q : What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call 10 Pakis on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call a 100 Pakis on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q :What do you call all the Pakis on the moon?...
A : ................ Problem Solved!
One taxi driver in Lahore to another, "Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?"
The other driver replied, "Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them, they're going to invade India."
Labels on Paki products
Actual label instructions on Pakistani consumer products:
1. On a helmet mounted mirror used by Pakistani cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.
2. On a Pakistani shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.
3. On the bottle-top of a flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.
4. On a Pakistani insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.
5. In Pakistan, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.
6. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE.
7. On a bar of soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP.
8. On Pakistani Ice-cream (printed on bottom of the box)- DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN.
9. On a Pakistani kitchen knife - WARNING KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN.
10. On packet of peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS.
11. On an Pakistani Airlines packet of nuts - INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS.
12. On Pakistani Sleeping pills - WARNING MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS.
13. PAKISTANI CARS - MOVING OBJECT KEEP AWAY FROM IT.
14. PAKISTANI CONDOMS - FOR SINGLE USE ONLY.
15. PAKISTANI TAMPONS - FOR FEMALE USE ONLY.
16. PAKISTANI SUGAR - NOT THE REGULAR BROWN SUGAR, THIS IS JUST A SWEETENER.
17. PAKISTANI CIGARETTES - PLEASE LIGHT IT, FOR BETTER RESULTS.
18. PAKISTANI WHISKEY - SAVE PETROL.
19. PAKISTANI CAR LUBRICANTS - THIS IS FOR AUTOMOBILES ONLY, PLEASE CONSULT YOUR DOCTOR FOR APPLICATION ON PRIVATE PARTS.
20. PAKISTANI TOOTH PASTE - GOOD FOR GERMS HARMFUL FOR TEETH.
21. PAKISTANI FRIDGES - COOLS FASTER THAN HEATERS.
22. PAKISTANI HAIR OIL - GOOD FOR THE SOIL.
23. PAKISTANI NEWSPAPERS - CONTAINS ADULT INFORMATION,THE NEWSPAPERS ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF THE WRITTEN MATTER IS OBJECTIONABLE.
24. PAKISTANI RIFLES - FIRE FOR FUN,HIT & RUN.
25. PAKISTANI NOTEBOOKS - PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO READ IT, IT'S BLANK......
26. PAKISTANI PEPPERMINT - PLEASE DO NOT LOAD IT ON YOUR REVOLVER.
Praying in the air
The Air India flight from Karachi to Bombay was in trouble. As the storm raged, Santa Singh, the captain of the plane realized his plane was going to crash. He was however able to land the plane on the water where it was sinking fast.
He called out, "Anyone here know how to pray?"
One Pakistani stepped forward. "Yes, Captain, I know how to pray."
"Good," said Santa Singh, "you pray while the rest of us put on our life jackets - we're one short."
Did you hear about the Pakistani family that froze to death outside a theatre? They were waiting to see the movie "Closed for the winter".
Why do Pakistani dogs have flat noses? They get it from chasing parked cars.
Paki on the moon
Q : What do you call 1 Pakistani on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call 10 Pakis on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q : What do you call a 100 Pakis on the moon?...
A : Problem...
Q :What do you call all the Pakis on the moon?...
A : ................ Problem Solved!
One taxi driver in Lahore to another, "Did you hear that the Pakistan government bought a thousand septic tanks?"
The other driver replied, "Yes, and as soon as they learn to drive them, they're going to invade India."