Sardar aur Chidiya

[Jupiter]

Sardar was goin on the road with his wife
Suddenly ek chidiya unke sar par beet(shit) karke ud gai

Sardarji ko gussa aa gaya
Sardarji ki biwi ne apne purse mein se ek tissue nikaal ek unko diya

Sardar bhadakte huye - Chidiya to udd gai, ab kiski g@nd pochunga!