Mahamuni
10th May 2006, 01:23 PM
A man was driving a car when a policeman stopped him and said, "You are being given a prize of Rs. 5000 for wearing a seat belt while driving. What will you do with this money?" "First, I will get my driving license made", the man replied. The woman sitting beside him said, “Please don’t listen to him. He is drunk!” On hearing this, another man sleeping in the back seat woke up and said, "Wow! I never thought we would be able to cover this much distance in this stolen car!!" Then, a voice from the boot spoke "Psst… Have we crossed the border?"