Our new Branch for Mod'z

[Hyderabaadi Hakeem]

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[JUNGLEE RAJA]

badhaai ho badhaai ho :hi_5:

[icchadhaari baba]

jai ho hakeem ji ki :bow:

[Hyderabaadi Hakeem]

Budhe logo ke liye alag se ICU banaya gaya hai, zahar nikalane ki machine china se 'kevinpan bhai' ke throw mangvai ja rahi hai....junglee log janwaro ko lekar kripya hospital me na aaye.....baaz parivaar ki khaaj ka ilaz yaha premium rate par hota hai.:D:

[Laundebaaz]

Hakimji ke ghar ke bahar laga hua notice board

Kripya ek baar seva ka avsar avashya dein. Hakim Sahab ko g.aand marwane ki purani aadat hai jis-se chhutkara nahin milne ki vajah se inhonein dawakhane jana bund kar diya hai aur yeh ub apney uprokt ghar par hi aapki intezaar mein rehte hein. Sabhi bachche, jawan aur boodhe aamantrit hein jo inki g.aand ko shanti pradaan kar sakein.
Aur agar koi aisa hakeem ho jo inko buri aadaton se chhutkara dilwa sakey to uska bhi swagat hai.

Dhanyavaad

[Tharakbaaz]

Three friends talking about AIDS

Alibaba: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta.

IDB: Ungli mein bhi condom pehanta hoon.

Hyderabadi Hakeem: Main to bilkul risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon

[Tharakbaaz]

Hakim sahab ne itni badi kothi kisika ilaaj karke nahin banwayi
Iskey liye khoob mehnat ki hai aur din raat hai g.aand marwayi
Koi mareez nahin aata tha jab yeh baithe raha karte thay dawakhane
Ghar ka kharcha chalaane ke liye lag gaye yeh bund marwaane

Bund marwaane se maze ke maze aur kuch paison ka intezaam ho gaya
Pehle hum sab kiraye par rehte thay ub khud ka hi makaan ho gaya
Aajkal dawakhana bund karke ghar par hi maraa rahey hein
Ch.odne wala nahin milta to ch.udai ke liye paise uda rahe hein

[Muni Brihaspati]

Hakim sahab ne itni badi kothi kisika ilaaj karke nahin banwayi
Iskey liye khoob mehnat ki hai aur din raat hai g.aand marwayi
Koi mareez nahin aata tha jab yeh baithe raha karte thay dawakhane
Ghar ka kharcha chalaane ke liye lag gaye yeh bund marwaane

Bund marwaane se maze ke maze aur kuch paison ka intezaam ho gaya
Pehle hum sab kiraye par rehte thay ub khud ka hi makaan ho gaya
Aajkal dawakhana bund karke ghar par hi maraa rahey hein
Ch.odne wala nahin milta to ch.udai ke liye paise uda rahe hein


wah wah, wah wah......kya varnan kiya hai bhai aapne.

FUNDOO NEWBIE KE AWARD KE LIYE KRIPYA IS BAAZ PARIVAR KE UBHARTE SITARE KO HI APNA KEEMTI VOTE DEIN

[Eshtyle Raja]

:D bhai hakeem ji ke office mai itne saare kamre kyon hain ....

[Muni Brihaspati]

:D bhai hakeem ji ke office mai itne saare kamre kyon hain ....

Vats yeh HAKIMJI HOUSE hai, dhyan se padhiye. Yeh unka office nahin hai

[Musharraf]

Kripya yeh galatbayani mut keejiye ki Hakim sahab ne ilaaj karna bund kar diya hai. Ub boodhey ho jaane ke karan yeh ghar se hi ilaaj karte hein.

Hakim Sahab naturopathy treatment detay hein. Jinka lan chhota hota hai moongphali ki tarah, usko yeh choos choos kar bada kar detey hein bilkul natural tareeke se. Humne Pakistan se kai mareez inke dawakhaane bheje hein. Ub un mareezon ko aisa chaska lag gaya hai ki har maheene visa maangte hein.

[Laundiabaaz]

:roar: :roar: :roar: @ launde baaz