What is Sanskrit name of "Penis" ??

[Eshtyle Raja]

What is the Sanskrit name of "Penis" ??













guess....















MUTRA NIKASHAK SHISHU UTPADAK AANAND DAAYAK NALIKA !!! :thumbup:
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[GodFather]

:roar: aisa to kabhi socha bhi nahin...jaroor vedon main likha hoga.

[Jupiter]

:roar: aisa to kabhi socha bhi nahin...jaroor vedon main likha hoga.


zaroor Kamasutra mein likha hoga
I remember watching "Utsav", that Rekha Movie where Amjad Khan plays Vatsyayan (author of Kamasutra)
He used to peep in the sluthouse when the females were with some guy and dictate to his assistant what was happening
Man i didnt get a single word of what he was saying......:tongue_smilie:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Bahut badhiya PJ Maara hai ER Bhai

:w00t: :w00t:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Bhaiya Aanand Daayak Nalika ke liye Aaanand Daayak chhidro ki talaash hai.. :tongue:

[Narad Muni]

Bhaiya Aanand Daayak Nalika ke liye Aaanand Daayak chhidro ki talaash hai.. :tongue:

Aapke pass PAAD(FART) NIKASHAK, PAAD(FART) UTPADAK, AANAND DAAYAK SURAG hai na..to bahar kyu bhatak rahe ho.:tongue:

Aagar aapki MUTRA NIKASHAK SHISHU UTPADAK AANAND DAAYAK NALIKA ki size 8 inch ya isse upar hai to Nalika ko ulta karke apne chhider me daal do 100 Partishat gurantee hai aapko avasay aanand ki Prapati hogi.!!!
:lol: :getdrunk:

[Jupiter]

[QUOTE=ASHOK]Aapke pass PAAD(FART) NIKASHAK, PAAD(FART) UTPADAK, AANAND DAAYAK SURAG hai na..to bahar kyu bhatak rahe ho.

Aagar aapki MUTRA NIKASHAK SHISHU UTPADAK AANAND DAAYAK NALIKA ki size 8 inch ya isse upar hai to Nalika ko ulta karke apne chhider me daal do 100 Partishat gurantee hai aapko avasay aanand ki Prapati hogi.!!!
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iske 2 hi implications hai

1. ya to tu khud apni hi maarta rehta hai
OR
2. tera zara jyada hi chhota hai...

choose whichever applicable:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Mastikhor]

iske 2 hi implications hai

1. ya to tu khud apni hi maarta rehta hai
OR
2. tera zara jyada hi chhota hai...

choose whichever applicable


:roar: :roar: :roar:

[Narad Muni]

Haan hai to kafi chota par kisi Chhed ko dekhkar bada ho jata hai.
:lol:

[Jupiter]

Haan hai to kafi chota par kisi Chhed ko dekhkar bada ho jata hai.
:lol:

as nothing is explicitly specified 'Chhed' here could mean any of the following too..

1. Gaay(Cow) ke poonch ke niche ka chhed
2. Nal(Tap) ka chhed
3. Sui ka chhed (Eye of a needle)
4. Chhalni ke chhed
5. Tyre mein hue puncture ka chhed
6. Al-pin ke karan kaaghaz mein hua chhed
7. Deewar mein se keel nikal jaane ke baad dikh raha chhed
8. Choohe ke dwara bil babane ke liye kiya gaya chhed
9. Sabji-Fal mein keede ka kiya chhed
10. Kapde fatne par hua chhed (Ashok ki khud ki chaddi mein pechhe hua chhed to be specific)


And many more.....

Again ... Choose whichever applicable......:lol:

[leleram]

as nothing is explicitly specified 'Chhed' here could mean any of the following too..

1. Gaay(Cow) ke poonch ke niche ka chhed
2. Nal(Tap) ka chhed
3. Sui ka chhed (Eye of a needle)
4. Chhalni ke chhed
5. Tyre mein hue puncture ka chhed
6. Al-pin ke karan kaaghaz mein hua chhed
7. Deewar mein se keel nikal jaane ke baad dikh raha chhed
8. Choohe ke dwara bil babane ke liye kiya gaya chhed
9. Sabji-Fal mein keede ka kiya chhed
10. Kapde fatne par hua chhed (Ashok ki khud ki chaddi mein pechhe hua chhed to be specific)


And many more.....

Again ... Choose whichever applicable......:lol::funnypost: :lol: :lol: