Jupiter Aur Madrasi Hakeem

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Jupiter, Madrasi Hakeem ke dawa khaney gaya, teekey lagawaney

Do teekey lagwaney they, Apney Hakeem ne ek teeka Jupiter ke ek hath pe lagaya, aur jab doosra teekay doosre hath pe lagane gaye toh Jupiter bol pada

Jupiter : aapne pehla teeka ye hath pe lagaya aur abh doosra teeka bhi wahi hath pe lagane ke bajay doosre hath pe kyun lag rahe ho

Hakeem : jupiterji, woh issliye ki agar dono teekey ek hi hath pe laga doon mai, toh aapke hath mai dard ho sakta hai

Ye keh kar Hakeem teesra teeka banane laga, agle mareez ke liye, Jupiter ko laga teesra teekha bhi ussi ke liye, woh jor se chillaya

"Hakeem Sab, Hakeem Sab, teesra teeka Gandh pe na lagana , jab se Fundoozone ka sadasya bana hoon, gandh pe hamesha dard rehta hai"

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Jupiter ek din Tatoo waley ke pash gaya aur bola

Jupiter : Bhai, gandh pe ek sher bana do, Fudoozone pe roz meri gandh maari jaati, Sher dekh ke membran darr jayenge aur bhaag jayenge

Tatoo wala : Din mai kitni baar gandh marwate ho

Jupiter : Yehi samjho bees-pachis baar

Tatoo Wala : Phir toh gandh pe taala (Lock) banwa lo.

[dengu]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: jai ho billo bhaiya ki

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Junglee Raja : ek nirodh do

Dukaandar : Size bataao

Junglee : Size toh malum nahi

Dukaandar : Samne Jupiter khaada hai, uski gandh mai apna *** daal ke check karo

Junglee Waapis aaya toh dukaandar ne poocha kaunsa size doon

Junglee : Bhosdi ke, nirodh-virodh chhod, bol ye jupiter kitnay mai diya?

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Hotel mai ek naya shadi shuda joda khana kha raha tha

Aurat ne murgi ki tang ka tukda utha ke apne shohar ko diya

Pash mai baitha buddha shayar chillaya

'Haiye o rabba, mere pash bhi aurat hoti toh tangein utha utha ke deti"

[Muni Brihaspati]

Junglee : Bhosdi ke, nirodh-virodh chhod, bol ye jupiter kitnay mai diya?

Jupiter free mein chemist ki dukaan par jakar khada hota hai, biloo bhaiyya. Bachpan ki aadat padi hui hai, ub kya karey?

[Muni Brihaspati]

Hotel mai ek naya shadi shuda gay joda khana kha raha tha

ek ne murge ka lan utha ke doosre ko diya

Pash mai baitha buddha shayar chillaya

'Haiye o rabba, mere pash bhi aisa hi sathi hota toh lan utha utha ke deta"


:adore: :adore: :adore:

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Jupiter khana banate hoe Nokrani se:
1 lamba sa kheera dena

Ouch. . . . Aaahh . . . .Uffff . .

Mar gaya

.

Ullu ki patthi Haath me dene ko kaha tha

[alibaba]

jai ho jai ho:hi_5::hi_5:

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Original Gazal by Jupiter

Agar men hadd se barh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Tujse gandh marwana chahon tow, muje maaf krdena

Yunhi Jhatkey se le lena tow meri aadat hey
phir bhi dard se chillaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Raste men tuje dekh k marwaney ki khatir
tere gahar mai ghus jaaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Tera khada na ho or meri gandh mai ho khujli
Mai tere dost se chudwaon tow, muje maaf krdena


20/11/2010

[icchadhaari baba]

Jupiter khana banate hoe Nokrani se:
1 lamba sa kheera dena

Ouch. . . . Aaahh . . . .Uffff . .

Mar gaya

.

Ullu ki patthi Haath me dene ko kaha tha
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: jai ho Billo bhaiya

[Badshah]

Original Gazal by Jupiter

Agar men hadd se barh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Tujse gandh marwana chahon tow, muje maaf krdena

Yunhi Jhatkey se le lena tow meri aadat hey
phir bhi dard se chillaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Raste men tuje dekh k marwaney ki khatir
tere gahar mai ghus jaaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Tera khada na ho or meri gandh mai ho khujli
Mai tere dost se chudwaon tow, muje maaf krdena


20/11/2010

:rofl::rofl::rofl: ek dam rapchik billu bhaiya.
Billu bhaiya ne apni :banana2: kriya shuru kar di hai.

[alibaba]

Original Gazal by Jupiter

Agar men hadd se barh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Tujse gandh marwana chahon tow, muje maaf krdena

Yunhi Jhatkey se le lena tow meri aadat hey
phir bhi dard se chillaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Raste men tuje dekh k marwaney ki khatir
tere gahar mai ghus jaaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Tera khada na ho or meri gandh mai ho khujli
Mai tere dost se chudwaon tow, muje maaf krdena


20/11/2010

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[icchadhaari baba]

agar tu aur tere dost sab maar na paye,
mai poore shahar se marwaoo to mujhe maaf kar dena

:adore::adore::adore:

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

Shukriya bhaiyo

[dengu]

:adore::adore::adore: BP bhaiya

[penisingh]

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

[DarkLord]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

agar tu aur tere dost sab maar na paye,
mai poore shahar se marwaoo to mujhe maaf kar dena


ab inko bhi tharak chadhi hai :rolleyes:


jai ho billu bhaiya

[alibaba]

ab inko bhi tharak chadhi hai :rolleyes:


jai ho billu bhaiya

tharak hume bhi hai aur us atyachaari thulle ko bhi, fark sirf maarne aur marwaane ka hai:D:D:D

[Laundebaaz]

Original Gazal by Jupiter

Agar men hadd se barh jaon, muje maaf krdena
Tujse gandh marwana chahon tow, muje maaf krdena

Yunhi Jhatkey se le lena tow meri aadat hey
phir bhi dard se chillaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Raste men tuje dekh k marwaney ki khatir
tere gahar mai ghus jaaon tow, muje maaf krdena

Tera khada na ho or meri gandh mai ho khujli
Mai tere dost se chudwaon tow, muje maaf krdena

RJ
20/11/2010

:adore: :adore: :adore: Jai ho, jai ho

TC Stuff

[dengu]

satyavachan LB saab...

This deserves place in TC solely cause Billo Bhaiya's ORIGINAL GHAZAL

[Muni Brihaspati]

Jis prakar Paki jokes repeat honay par bhi FT nahin hoti, theek usi prakar Jupiter ya budhe shayar ke repeat jokes par bhi FT nahin honi chahiye.

Ek ordinance turant jaari kiya jaye aur uski ghoshna sheeghra ati sheeghra ki jaaye.

[DarkLord]

ya fir aisa ordinance laao, agle 1 week tak koi bhi joke repeat kare FT jupi unkil ki hi ho

[Laundebaaz]

ya fir aisa ordinance laao, agle 1 week tak koi bhi joke repeat kare FT jupi unkil ki hi ho


pehle baaki sab aan-do-lan kariyon se baat kar lo, agar woh bhi is condition par apna apna (aan do) lan vapis nikal letay hein, to management se is par vartalaap kiya ja sakta hai

[alibaba]

Jis prakar Paki jokes repeat honay par bhi FT nahin hoti, theek usi prakar Jupiter ya budhe shayar ke repeat jokes par bhi FT nahin honi chahiye.

Ek ordinance turant jaari kiya jaye aur uski ghoshna sheeghra ati sheeghra ki jaaye.

ya fir aisa ordinance laao, agle 1 week tak koi bhi joke repeat kare FT jupi unkil ki hi ho

pehle baaki sab aan-do-lan kariyon se baat kar lo, agar woh bhi is condition par apna apna (aan do) lan vapis nikal letay hein, to management se is par vartalaap kiya ja sakta hai

apni to ek hi demand hai, jiske liye do options hain:

Option (a) - Jupi usi thread me wapis aakar munivar se thread lock karne ke liye maafi maange aur promise kare ki aage se wo aisa nahi karega.
Option (b) - Uski neeli batti wapis utaar li jaye.

ab management decide kare ki kaun sa option select karna hai. yaad rakhna, there is no other lifeline.

ab jo aan-do-lunn kaari meri baat se sehmat hai, wo mere is prastaav ka samarthan kare.

[icchadhaari baba]

apni to ek hi demand hai, jiske liye do options hain:

Option (a) - Jupi usi thread me wapis aakar munivar se thread lock karne ke liye maafi maange aur promise kare ki aage se wo aisa nahi karega.
Option (b) - Uski neeli batti wapis utaar li jaye.

ab management decide kare ki kaun sa option select karna hai. yaad rakhna, there is no other lifeline.

ab jo aan-do-lunn kaari meri baat se sehmat hai, wo mere is prastaav ka samarthan kare.

main aap ko apna poora deta hu .... samarthan
:dito::dito::dito:

[dengu]

Option (a)
Option (b)

Baaki ke 2 option nahi hain :001_rolleyes:

50-50 life line use kari hai kya alibagh?

[alibaba]

Baaki ke 2 option nahi hain :001_rolleyes:

50-50 life line use kari hai kya alibagh?

ye option saari lifeline use karne ke baad diye gaye hai dengu baba:rolleyes::rolleyes: