Aandha

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

A man gets his eye operation done, When bandage is removed, he realises he is cured of his blindness and can see everything very clearly.Then a thought strikes him, if he pretends he cannot see, then he can save on the doctors fees.

After the bandage is removed
Man : Doctor Kuch dikhayee nahi deta
Doctor opens the light and asks : abhi
Man : Kuch bhi nahi
Doctor opens more Lights : abhi
Man : Kuch bhi nahi

Doctor realises something is wrong he orders one nurse to strip in front of him, The nurse slowly strips and is now down to her panties, The man keeps insisting he cannot see anything

Doctor gets very angry and shouts : Behnch*d kuch dikhta nahi toh tera L*nd kyun khada ho raha hai.

[Eshtyle Raja]

:lol: :lol:

[GodFather]

Telepathy hogi shayad...:roar:

[Champak]

Telepathy hogi shayad...:roar:
Kushboo aa gayi hogi jannat ki :arabia:

[Mastikhor]

L*nd ki aankhen alag hoti hai ;) ... Woh aas paas ki cheezon ko dekhne ke liya apne aap khada ho jaata hai

:D

[leleram]

Kushboo aa gayi hogi jannat ki :arabia:
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
BTW.....i read jannat as XXXXXX :w00t:

[yashasvi2001]

gr8 way to check

Aap ne toh Sharlok Holmes ko bhi peeche chhor diya bhaiiyaa

[funnyfaridabadi]

:roar: :roar:

[pechkas]

arey bhaiyon member ko khada karne ke liye aankhon ki kya zaroorat woh toh itna light hai ki thought se hi khada ho jaataa hai..

P.S.: Story jaisa laga

[Laundebaaz]

bahut badhia jungli bhai