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Vishnoi
3rd February 2006, 07:01 PM
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?

Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.

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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?

Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference...

PS : ???!!!

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Ramu : i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...

Somu : how do u say that?

Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!

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Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...

Somu : How do u know...?

Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!

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ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?

somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!

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ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..

somu : How do u say that?

ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.

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ramu : Hey.... whats time now?

somu : System time or local time...??

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ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!

somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!

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ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.Whats this Star Equals???

Is it a new Star channel?

somu : No = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.

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geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..

seetha : how do u say that?

geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!

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ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything...The Developer Studio can really do magic...

umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?

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ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with a cloth?

somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. thats Why?

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babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer...but its audio portion is not at all working

gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???

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Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..

soni : right shift or left shift??

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kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?

ponnamma : u mean recipe........?

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vanish : Hey....why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy drive?

bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!

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Software DT in Heaven:

ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell today...it says mail "demon" not running...

somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and bounces back!