Vishnoi
3rd February 2006, 07:01 PM
Ramu : Hey.. my submarine is not sinking into the water!! what could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference...
PS : ???!!!
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Ramu : i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
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Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
Somu : How do u know...?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
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ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
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ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
somu : How do u say that?
ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
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ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
somu : System time or local time...??
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ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!
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ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.Whats this Star Equals???
Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
seetha : how do u say that?
geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
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ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything...The Developer Studio can really do magic...
umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
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ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. thats Why?
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babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer...but its audio portion is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
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Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..
soni : right shift or left shift??
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kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
ponnamma : u mean recipe........?
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vanish : Hey....why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy drive?
bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell today...it says mail "demon" not running...
somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and bounces back!
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
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PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on this 500 ruppees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by value or pass by reference...
PS : ???!!!
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
Ramu : i am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do u say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
Ramu : shhhh...I think the SW Engg who is sitting in the next cabin must be a farmer before ...
Somu : How do u know...?
Ramu : he asked me today that is there a way to cultivate the bit fields..!!
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramu : why people are beating that SW engg black and blue?
somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramu : Hey.. I think that SW Engg is very very naive..
somu : How do u say that?
ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramu : Hey.... whats time now?
somu : System time or local time...??
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramu : Hey.. I have a problem. My system is not booting up!
somu : may be, its internal buses are on strike..check out!
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramu : (while browsing the TV) what is this? I have heard of Star Sports, Star Movies and Star Plus.Whats this Star Equals???
Is it a new Star channel?
somu : No = operator has been overloaded in Star Channel.
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geetha : I think that SW Engg is very naive..
seetha : how do u say that?
geetha : He believes "Rascal" is a new version of Pascal!
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramesh : Hey.. u know.. Micorsoft Visual C++ 5.0 has got everything...The Developer Studio can really do magic...
umesh : Can we use that to develop the photo-negatives?
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
ramu : why are u wipping ur terminal very often with a cloth?
somu : clear command is not working properly for my terminal. thats Why?
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
babu : yesterday I bought a new TV whose terminal is compatible with computer...but its audio portion is not at all working
gopu : may be its compatible only with dumb terminals???
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
Vani : We have shifted our home to Malleswaram now..
soni : right shift or left shift??
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
kannamma : do u have Design Specs for brinjal sambar?
ponnamma : u mean recipe........?
`````````````````````````````````````````````````` ``````````````````````````````````````````````````
vanish : Hey....why is that sardaarji inserting a cover into the floppy drive?
bull : He wants to send an e-mail it seems!
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Software DT in Heaven:
ramu : hey.. I coudlnt send a mail to Hell today...it says mail "demon" not running...
somu : ur case is better.. for me, it says "ghost not reachable" and bounces back!