Some Prounciations gone wierd

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

1.
how a bengali tells this sher,(on his friends Bday)
Na gila hai na shikva hai,tu salamat reh ye meri dua hai.
Like this;
Na Geela hai na shukka hai,tu shala Mat reh ye meri dua hai.

2.
gujju lady in a kitty party trying to say
Hall me snacks hai

This is what she says
'Maara Hole Maan Snake Che'

3.
Gujju boss trying to say
Sundarabai hall mein Batlibhoi ka talk hai

Guess what, this is how he pronounced
Sundarabainu hole maa batlibhainu tok che

[gabbar Singh]

:lol: :lol: :lol: wwah maza aa gaya good one

[Mastikhor]

:ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:

Bahu saras che ;)

[funnyfaridabadi]

Mast Maal :rofl:

[karu]

ek aur

ek bengali babu sadak par jaa rahe the aur achanak ruk gaye

doosre ne pucha kya hua

bengali babu : kuch nahi cholte cholte khada ho gaya poster dekkhar

actually he wanted to say chalte chalte khada ho gaya main

cholte cholte means by rubbing rubbing (in bumbaiya hindi)

:thumbup:

[funnyfaridabadi]

good one karu

[God_Of_Death]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Jupiter]

good stuff JR n KAru

[Sunshine]

heard a Bong say.....

Rostee mai chiriya ka baccha ko maar diya.

What he ment was...

Rastey mai syria ke badshah ko mar diya.

[Mastikhor]

heard a Bong say.....

Rostee mai chiriya ka baccha ko maar diya.

What he ment was...

Rastey mai syria ke badshah ko mar diya.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reminds me of an old one ...

Naukar said : Seethji aaj mar gaye :w00t:

What he meant : Seethji ajmer gaye :D

[funnyfaridabadi]

Good one ss & masti

[pechkas]

sabhi achche hain :thumbup: