Jupiter
30th January 2006, 03:41 PM
1. Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon
dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2. Four hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!!
4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola
pedho
ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
5. Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
punjab".
6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
fir
gita pe haath.
7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
entrance exam.
9. Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for
a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
10.Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
A married man was asked to perform his SWOT
(Strength,Weakness,Opportunity,Threat) Analysis.
Strength is his wife.
Weakness to neighbour's wife.
Opportunity - neighbour's husband goes out.
Threat - he himself goes out.
dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."
2. Four hightech sardar inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
3. Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess what ---To avoid side effect!!!
4. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut pedh the. Sardar ne naukar se bola
pedho
ko pani dal. Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai"
sardar : abe budhu chatri pakdke dal na".
5. Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.
Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in
punjab".
6. Lawyer to sardar: Gita pe haath laga kar kaho ke
---Sardar :yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
fir
gita pe haath.
7. Ek teacher ne sardar se puchha
"akal badhi ya bhais "
Sardar bola "sir pehle date of birth to batao".
8. Why was sardarji writing the exam near the door bcoz it was an
entrance exam.
9. Banta's son: dad there is some one on the door 2 collect donations
for
a swimming pool.
Banta: give him a glass of water.
10.Santa: I am a proud sardar, my son is in medical college.
Banta: really what is he studying?
santa: he is not studying they r studying him.
A married man was asked to perform his SWOT
(Strength,Weakness,Opportunity,Threat) Analysis.
Strength is his wife.
Weakness to neighbour's wife.
Opportunity - neighbour's husband goes out.
Threat - he himself goes out.