leleram
24th April 2006, 10:23 PM
Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He doesn't have much luck until,
one
> >> >day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
> >> >
> >> >The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10
years
> >> >old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
> >> >
> >> >He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in
such
> >> >great condition for 10 years.
> >> >
> >> >"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the
> >> >bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the
chrome.
> >> >It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of
Vaseline.
> >> >
> >> >That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
> >> >parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they
enter
> >> >the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something
> >> >about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't
talk.
> >> >In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to
do
> >> >the dishes."
> >> >
> >> >"No problem," he says. And in they go.
> >> >
> >> >Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
> >> >huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack
of
> >> >dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he
> >> >looks, dirty dishes.
> >> >
> >> >They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
> >> >
> >> >As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the
situation
> >> >and leans over and kisses Sandra.
> >> >
> >> >No one says a word.
> >> >
> >> >So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
> >> >
> >> >Still, nobody says a word.
> >> >
> >> >So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on
the
> >> >table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
> >> >
> >> >His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid,
> >> >and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a
> >> >word.
> >> >
> >> >He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he
> >> >grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way
with
> >> >her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his
> >> >girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total
> >> >silence.
> >> >
> >> >All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to
> >> >rain.
> >> >
> >> >Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
> >> >pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
> >> >"All right, thats enough, I'll do the fcuking dishes!"
one
> >> >day, he comes across a Harley with a 'for sale' sign on it.
> >> >
> >> >The bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10
years
> >> >old. It is shiny and in absolute mint condition.
> >> >
> >> >He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he kept it in
such
> >> >great condition for 10 years.
> >> >
> >> >"Well, it's quite simple, really," says the seller, "whenever the
> >> >bike is outside and it's going to rain, rub Vaseline on the
chrome.
> >> >It protects it from the rain." And he hands Joe a jar of
Vaseline.
> >> >
> >> >That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to meet her
> >> >parents. Naturally, they take the bike there. Just before they
enter
> >> >the house, Sandra stops him and says, "I have to tell you
something
> >> >about my family before we go in. When we eat dinner, we don't
talk.
> >> >In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to
do
> >> >the dishes."
> >> >
> >> >"No problem," he says. And in they go.
> >> >
> >> >Joe is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a
> >> >huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen is another huge stack
of
> >> >dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the corridor, everywhere he
> >> >looks, dirty dishes.
> >> >
> >> >They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word.
> >> >
> >> >As dinner progresses, Joe decides to take advantage of the
situation
> >> >and leans over and kisses Sandra.
> >> >
> >> >No one says a word.
> >> >
> >> >So he reaches over and fondles her breasts.
> >> >
> >> >Still, nobody says a word.
> >> >
> >> >So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws her on
the
> >> >table, and screws her right there, in front of her parents.
> >> >
> >> >His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid,
> >> >and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a
> >> >word.
> >> >
> >> >He looks at her mom. "She's got a great body," he thinks. So he
> >> >grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and has his way
with
> >> >her every which way right there on the dinner table. Now his
> >> >girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but still, total
> >> >silence.
> >> >
> >> >All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder and it starts to
> >> >rain.
> >> >
> >> >Joe remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of Vaseline from his
> >> >pocket. Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
> >> >"All right, thats enough, I'll do the fcuking dishes!"