Achmed The Dead Terrorist
8th August 2010, 03:49 PM
A Pakistani came to US and he was only there a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to a Paki doctor who said: "Take this bucket, go into the other room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop and then put your head down over the bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes."
Paki took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to a Paki doctor who said: "Take this bucket, go into the other room, poop in the bucket, pee on the poop and then put your head down over the bucket and breathe in the fumes for ten minutes."
Paki took the bucket, went into the other room, pooped in the bucket, peed on the poop, bent over and breathed in the fumes for ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, "It worked. I feel terrific! What was wrong with me?"
The doctor said, "You were homesick!"