Achmed The Dead Terrorist
24th July 2010, 04:40 AM
What are the first three words in every Pakistani cookbook?
“Steal a chicken…”
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What's a Pakistani with no arms?
Trustworthy
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Why Is The Average Age Of The Pakistani Army, 40?
Because They Take Them Right Out Of High School!
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Why Are They Using Pakistanis Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?
Pakistanis Breed Faster And You Don't Get So Attached To Them.
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“Steal a chicken…”
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What's a Pakistani with no arms?
Trustworthy
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Why Is The Average Age Of The Pakistani Army, 40?
Because They Take Them Right Out Of High School!
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Why Are They Using Pakistanis Instead Of Laboratory Rats In Experiments Now?
Pakistanis Breed Faster And You Don't Get So Attached To Them.
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