Baniya Jokes

[Achmed The Dead Terrorist]

'It was like this,' said the Baniya. 'I was teaching the wife to drive, and the brakes failed when we came down the hill.'

'What did you tell her?'

'Try and hit something cheap!'

-x-

A Marwadi man and his wife were stranded on a deserted island after a shipwreck.

Their clothes were in rags and their food running out.

'I suppose it could always be worse,' said the wife.

'Yes, it could,' replied the Baniya. 'I might have bought a return ticket.'

[Jack_Sparrow]

'It was like this,' said the Baniya. 'I was teaching the wife to drive, and the brakes failed when we came down the hill.'

'What did you tell her?'

'Try and hit something cheap!'

-x-

A Marwadi man and his wife were stranded on a deserted island after a shipwreck.

Their clothes were in rags and their food running out.

'I suppose it could always be worse,' said the wife.

'Yes, it could,' replied the Baniya. 'I might have bought a return ticket.'

He he! I recall an incident from college days. We had a kanjoos Sindhi in the university hostel, one of the most scroodge characters I have seen.

At the time of birthdays lot of people wore extra layers of chaddis to save their arses from b'day beating. So the general trand had become to rip off their chaddis and then do the kick-arse ceremony.

This guy was apparently unaware of this so when he was caught at 00:00 hrs for his beating, and people tried to rip his chaddi off he said - Yaar plz side se faadna, waha se wapis sil jaayegi :D

[Yeda Anna]

He he! I recall an incident from college days. We had a kanjoos Sindhi in the university hostel, one of the most scroodge characters I have seen.

At the time of birthdays lot of people wore extra layers of chaddis to save their arses from b'day beating. So the general trand had become to rip off their chaddis and then do the kick-arse ceremony.

This guy was apparently unaware of this so when he was caught at 00:00 hrs for his beating, and people tried to rip his chaddi off he said - Yaar plz side se faadna, waha se wapis sil jaayegi :D

:roar: :roar:

ye chaddi ki baat kar raha thaa yah gaan ki ;)