some PJ

[leleram]

three cockroaches were going on the road, suddenly one of them
started singing the song -- AASHIQ BANAYA AAPNE.
Few mins later, all the three cockroaches died......any idea
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COZ the song is HIT......

[leleram]

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous
deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred
to the doctor... how??





















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...Because the patient had a bluetooth!!

[leleram]

what is the vector form of sridevi????
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ANS : - TABU!!!!
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. sridevi did chandni and tabu did chandni bar!!!!!

[leleram]

i'll write a book an pjs and dedicate it to whom? our
president....why
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coz he is mr. a.P.J.abdul kalam

[leleram]

Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyan(6 fingers) hoti hain... sab log
use "Hanuman" bulate hain... kyun???
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Ans:kyounki uska nam hanuman hota hai!

[funnyfaridabadi]

:rofl: last one rocks

[Yeda Anna]

A dentist was examining a patient having a highly contageous deadly disease....
As soon he opens the patients mouth the disease gets transferred
to the doctor... how??



agar c.unt may disease hai ... to mooh kyon khola

:confused:

[funnyfaridabadi]

agar c.unt may disease hai ... to mooh kyon khola

:confused:

:adore: :adore: