Dengu ki BMW

[Badshah]

Dengue Pandit Murarilal se: Pandit jee dila do, Nahi yar ye sab **** diya hai.
Pandit: ab hum logo ke Ghar basate hai.
Dengu: Thik hai permanent wali hi dila do.
Pandita: Matlab teri Shadi kara du, Tu chinta mat kar.

Ab apne pandit Jee ko apni BBR Visit yaad aa gayi jab dengu ne PML ko jam ke pela tha. pandit kuch din baad aaya or dengu se kaha.

Pandit: dengu tere liye ek rishta laya hu, ladki ek dam BMW hai, Dengu nashe ki halat mai kcuh samajh nahi paya.
Dengu ne FZ walo ko bata diya ki meri shadi hone wali hai, or mujhe BMW milne wali hai.

Kuch din baad Alibaba dengu se milne gaye, Milte hi bole kya baat hai dengu bhai, gadi najar nahi aa rahi hai, Tumhe to BMW mili thi na shadi mai.

Dengu: abe VO BMW Car nahi. meri wife hai.

alibaba: :confused: Matlab.

Dengu; Matlab "BAHUT MOTI WIFE"

[dengu]

BMW dilwayi hai to ab insurance bhi karwa do.

warna kahin neeche dab ke marr gaya to kya hoga :rolleyes:

[Badshah]

BMW dilwayi hai to ab insurance bhi karwa do.

warna kahin neeche dab ke marr gaya to kya hoga :rolleyes:

Dengu pai, aap FZ ke liye kafi khas hai, appko aise hi marne nahi denge.

Vaise koi bhi kaam krida dhyaan se kijiyega. kahi aisa na ho, ki madrasi hakeem ko bulana pade.

Refer to the link.

http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=22742&highlight=Sex

[dengu]

:rolleyes:

badshah bus mein ek sundar kanya ke peeche khada tha.

badshah ne kanya ki g@@nd mein ungli ki.

Kanya (jo ki GKLM ki dost thi) boli= tatti utni hi nikalna jitni khaani ho.

[Badshah]

:rolleyes:

badshah bus mein ek sundar kanya ke peeche khada tha.

badshah ne kanya ki g@@nd mein ungli ki.

Kanya (jo ki GKLM ki dost thi) boli= tatti utni hi nikalna jitni khaani ho.

Correction: kanya- Bewakuf ab to kuch nahi bacha hai, dengu morng mai hi sari kha jata hai.

le tu mera bubu pee le. Tu abhi bachchha hai na. :FU:

[alibaba]

:rolleyes:

badshah bus mein ek sundar kanya ke peeche khada tha.

badshah ne kanya ki g@@nd mein ungli ki.

Kanya (jo ki GKLM ki dost thi) boli= tatti utni hi nikalna jitni khaani ho.

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Badshah]

Ye bht Muh fad raha hai, dengu pai, ager tumse kuch maal bach gaya ho to ekke muh mai bhi daal do.