Mahamuni
3rd February 2006, 05:38 PM
Mayawati came to Laloo's house with a goat....
Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee?
Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin...
Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon...
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A man goes to chemist : I need to buy poison
Chemist : I can't sell u that...
Man shows his wife photo
Chemist : Sorry! I din know u had a prescription!!!
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2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wives...
one : What urs look like?
second : she's 5'9 , fair, 40-26-38, blue eye....And
Urs?
one : forget mine, Lets look urs...
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Laloo : Iss bhans ko mere ghar kyon layee?
Maya: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhans nahin...
Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon...
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A man goes to chemist : I need to buy poison
Chemist : I can't sell u that...
Man shows his wife photo
Chemist : Sorry! I din know u had a prescription!!!
************************************************** **********************************
2 men meet both looking 4 their lost wives...
one : What urs look like?
second : she's 5'9 , fair, 40-26-38, blue eye....And
Urs?
one : forget mine, Lets look urs...
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