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JUNGLEE RAJA
17th April 2006, 04:45 PM
These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.

First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been going?"
The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first guy,
I.....w...a...s......a...l...m...o...s..t........m ...a...r...r...i...e..d"

The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you've lost your stutter!"

The reply comes,

"Y..e..s, .I......w..e..n..t.......t..o.....a.....d..o..c..t .o..r......a..n..d. . ..he...... t..o..l..d..... m..e.... t..h..a..t....... i..f....... I...... s..p..e...a..k.......... s..l..o..w.l..y.......... I .... w..o..u..l..d........ n..o..t....... s..t..u...t..t..e..r."

The friend congratulates him and then asks about how he was almost married.


"W..e..l..l,........ m..y........ f..i..a..n..c..e..e.......a..n..d........ I...... w..e... r..e........ s..i.t..t..i..n..g...... o..n.......h..e..r....... p..o..r..c..h...... a..n...d.... t..h..e... d..o..g... w..a..s..... s...c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n....g......... h..i..s......b..a..c..k......s.o..... I..... t..o..l..d.... h.e..r...... t...h..a.t........w...h..e..n....... w..e.......a..r..e..... m..a..r..r..i..e.d,........ s..h..e...... c..a .n...... d..o....... t..h..a..t..... f..o..r..... m..e...... a..n..d.......
t..h..e..n....... s.h..e...... t..h..r..e..w....... t..h..e..... r..i..n..g..... i..n..... m..y....... f ..a..c..e"


Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the friend.

"W..e..l..l, .... I........s..p..e..a..k........s..o........s..l..o. .w.l..y,.....t..h..a..t..... .b..y.....t..h..e...... t..i...m...e........ s.h..e........ l..o..o..k..e..d...... .a..t ....... t..h..e ..... .d..o..g,..... h..e..... . w..a..s..........l..i..c..k..i..n..g........ .h..i..s ......... b..a..l..l..s."

Laundiabaaz
17th April 2006, 04:49 PM
"W..e..l..l, .... I........s..p..e..a..k........s..o........s..l..o. .w.l..y,.....t..h..a..t..... .b..y.....t..h..e...... t..i...m...e........ s.h..e........ l..o..o..k..e..d...... .a..t ....... t..h..e ..... .d..o..g,..... h..e..... . w..a..s..........l..i..c..k..i..n..g........ .h..i..s ......... b..a..l..l..s."



nice one indeed.

Mastikhor
17th April 2006, 04:57 PM
n..i..c..e........o..n..e.......j..u..n..g...l..e. .e..

:tt2:

Eshtyle Raja
17th April 2006, 08:05 PM
:lol: :lol:

J...u...n..g...l...e...e B....h...a...i.....y...a

+ o...n y.o...u..r w..a.y.

pangebaaz
17th April 2006, 08:56 PM
ek fast wala positive apke liye:balloon:

LASHKAR-E-THARKI
17th April 2006, 09:15 PM
j--u--n--g--l--e--e b--h--a--i t--h--i--s r--e--m--i--n--d--s m--e
o--f t--h--a--t g--u--y f--r--o--m m--u--m--b--a--i s--e a--y--a
m--e--e--r--a D--o--s--t..............:lol: --:lol: ------:lol:

JUNGLEE RAJA
18th April 2006, 11:13 AM
Shukriya Bhai log

:toast:

leleram
1st February 2007, 02:46 PM
:roar::roar::roar:

jhoomroo
1st February 2007, 03:15 PM
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

funnyfaridabadi
1st February 2007, 03:18 PM
:roar: :roar:

Daffodil
2nd February 2007, 11:16 AM
:roar: :roar: :roar: :roar: - This is too funny....