Vishnoi
3rd February 2006, 05:30 PM
Q : What does a Calcuttan who has a lot of time do? And what
does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
A : The one with a lot of time takes some public
transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk.
Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
A : Because they are underground.
Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :
Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :
Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :
Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?
Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.
Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local".
: What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
A : Western Ghat.
Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A : Sabudana Khichdi.
Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni.
Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
A : Ba-gul.
Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A : Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore.
:( :tongue: :laugh: :w00t:
does a hurrying Calcuttan do?
A : The one with a lot of time takes some public
transport(bus/tram). The Calcuttan in a hurry would walk.
Q : Why are Metro commuters like Dawood Ibrahim?
A : Because they are underground.
Q : How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable.... :
Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij. :
Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit. :
Q: What did a Bengali voyeur say to another?
A: Keyhollo?
Q: What do u call a firebrand Bong?
A: Gun-goli.
Q : How come the Bombay Ranji team has so many fast bowlers?
A : West Indians are natural fast bowlers.
Q : How do dogs in Dombivli (place near Bombay) wag their tails?
A : Up & down. Because, they don't have enough space to wag sideways.
Q : What did one tamarind in a sack tell its neighbour?
A : "I feel as if I am travelling in a Bombay local".
: What do you call a Maharashtrian in the U.S.?
A : Western Ghat.
Q : What does a Maharashtrian mean by "fast food"?
A : Sabudana Khichdi.
Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian who makes air-conditioners?
A : Cool-karni.
Q : What do you call a Maharashtrian whose father is missing?
A : Ba-gul.
Q : What would you call Urmila in the role of a monkey?
A : Urmila MakkadTondkar.
Q : Which is the highest office occupied by Maharashtrians in the U.S.A.?
A : That of the Vice-President - Dan Quayle(Kale) & Al Gore.
:( :tongue: :laugh: :w00t: