Mahamuni
3rd February 2006, 06:21 PM
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your
captain FAIZAL welcoming both seated and standing passengers on
board of PIA Flight 911
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 911 to karachi. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in Pakistan. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even
be landing on your village!
PIA has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DAARU.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is an Allah!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible or the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
Thank you and hope not to see you again...
Have a pleasant journey...
Happy Bon Voyage.....
captain FAIZAL welcoming both seated and standing passengers on
board of PIA Flight 911
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery.
This is flight 911 to karachi. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we
will end up somewhere in Pakistan. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even
be landing on your village!
PIA has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our
passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary DAARU.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can
help you find out if there really is an Allah!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown
as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!
In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possible or the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position for take-off and
fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who
can't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who
will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
Thank you and hope not to see you again...
Have a pleasant journey...
Happy Bon Voyage.....