Tharki SMS Collection

[Eshtyle Raja]

Bhaiyo, mera cell tharki sms se bhar chuka hai, socha tha ki collection karke FZ par daalunga, waqt aa gaya hai... meri taraf se maha tharki sms aapke liye. kuchh repeat ho sakte hain, so pls dont try to find the link just enzoy...

Ek baar ek saadhu gashti ke paas gaya.. cho*t maari aur chal dia.

Gashti boli :- Baba Paise.. ??

Saadhu : Pagli tujse thoda lunga.

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Baba: Hamesha apne to wadi aurat nu MA, choti nu Beti, barabar di nu Bahan samjho !

Jatt baba ji kol gaya, *** kad ke bolia : Baba ji, fir ehde naal tusi BHANG ragad lia karo.

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80 saal ka Baba apni Gharwali de Mamme chungke usnu Garm kar riha si, kujh der baad Baba mar gaya. Post Mortam report :"Baba ne expiry wala dudh pee lia si"

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Do you know why Indian girls put "Dupatta" on their suit... kyonki bharatia parampara ke anusar khaane peenay ki cheezo ko dhak ke rakhna chahiye.

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Ladkiyon ki sabse zyada izzat kaun karta hai ???

aray yaar, apna chhotu... dekhte hi khada ho jata hai..

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Jatt travelling in AIR INDIA asked for milk to air hostess. She puts her breast's nipples in his mouth.

Jatt : "Bhen di ***, changga hoya paani nahi mangiya"

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Amli di biwi mar gayi. Dost ne puchiya : kaise mar gayi ??

Amli : pata nahi yaar, bul wich bul si, fudi wich lul si, bund wich ungal si, pata nahi aatma kitho nikali.

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Mareez : Dr. Sahib, mujhe bahut patli tatti aati hai.

Doctor : kitni patli ??

Mareez : Bas doctor sahab, aap samajh lo ki aap us se garaare kar sakte ho..

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[GodFather]

Bhaiyo, mera cell tharki sms se bhar chuka hai, socha tha ki collection karke FZ par daalunga, waqt aa gaya hai... meri taraf se maha tharki sms aapke liye. kuchh repeat ho sakte hain, so pls dont try to find the link just enzoy...

Bhaiya mere ko laga ki aap koi 4-5 page ka collection post kar rahey hoo....bhoomika to badi solid bandhi thi aapney...ab karo aur post.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Bhaiya mere ko laga ki aap koi 4-5 page ka collection post kar rahey hoo....bhoomika to badi solid bandhi thi aapney...ab karo aur post.

Dost mere cell ki g@nd itni badi nahi ki usme 4-5 page ka collection samaa sake, par jo bhi hai, aapke saamne paish kar dia... :toast: Ek aur hai dosti ke zazbe wala

Dost tu dast ki woh patli tatti nahi jo girte hi bikhar jaaye,

Tu to kabz ka woh majboot lenda hai, jo bahane par bhi apna nishaan chhod jaaye.

[Eshtyle Raja]

Wo aankh badi pyaari thi jo humne use maari thi,

woh sandle badi bhari thi jo usne hame maari thi,

Hum to muft mai pit gaye,

Hame to aankh maarne ki bimari thi.. :blink:

[GodFather]

Dost tu dast ki woh patli tatti nahi jo girte hi bikhar jaaye,

Tu to kabz ka woh majboot lenda hai, jo bahane par bhi apna nishaan chhod jaaye.

:roar: :roar:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Daal mungi di, fudi GUNGI di,

Chu*t NURSE di, dunia tarasdi,

Patte jaaman de, tatte bahman de,

Chhuaan jatt dia, jattian patt dian,

Loda sardar da, badka maarda,

Chu*t bhapan di, koi lod nahi mapn di,

Bhosdi jatti di, kahi naal patti di,

Rass ganne da, loda anne da,

Fudi sunairi di, ghar bimari di.

[Eshtyle Raja]

I.G : Teri shikayat aayi hai ki tu gaailyan nikale bina gal nahi karda

Inspector : Janab mai ta kadi kise bhain cho*d nu gaal nahi kadi, pata nahi kaun Bhain da Yaar tuhadi bund wich ungal de gaya. :laugh:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Husband : Shadi ke baad jindagi kuttay jaisi ho gayi hai.

Wife : Kuttay se kya barabri karoge, woh to ek ghanta chu*t mai fasaa ke rahta hai, tumari to 1 minute mai gan*d phat jaati hai.

[Champak]

:lol: :lol: :lol: hus hus ke peet mein dard ho gaya...Amazingly good collection.

Par bhai is reputation system ka kuch karo. I am not able to give +ve reps as it asks me to spread more reputations. Aba mein zabardasti reputations thode hi na spread karta phiroonga.

[God_Of_Death]

Husband : Shadi ke baad jindagi kuttay jaisi ho gayi hai.

Wife : Kuttay se kya barabri karoge, woh to ek ghanta chu*t mai fasaa ke rahta hai, tumari to 1 minute mai gan*d phat jaati hai.

awesome bhai awesome:ROFL::ROFL::roar::roar:

[Jupiter]

Khoda Pahaad Nikli Chuhiya

hmm....


Khoda Pahaad Nikla Chu*iya

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

badhiya hai ER bhai... ek do repeat hai ... baaki fresh maal hai... +ve deta hoon... 2 doonga.. agar yeh spreading ka chakkar nikal do toh

[Narad Muni]

An 8 year boy kept in a rape case..
In court Lady Lawyer hold his penis and says..UR HONOR see this can he rape?? Boy says HILA MAT nahi to case haar jaaengi.

Man to Salesgirl - "My wife needs a bra but i dont know the size.
Girl : touch my breast and try 2 calculate.
Man : oh i forgot she needs panties 2..............
Woman : Dr. saab mujhe thode din bacha nahi chahiye.
Dr. : yeh CONDOM LE LO
Woman : Ye pani k saath lu, ya dudh k saath,
Dr. : jab Manoj Sandhu ke saath ho tab..........
Written on the T-Shirt of a girl STATUTORY WARNING : Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they apper from outside....
Aari aari badi muth mari, fudi deve na kudi kawari, lula jad khare hoe teri yad ave har vaari tyar hoja teri bund leni raat sari, bura na mani paki apni yaari.....
21st Century's Girl-
Do ladkiyan keh rahi thi - Hum do hamare 21.
Kisi ne pucha - Kya? Bachhe ?
Vo boli - Nahin Boy Friends.
Sham diyo se sajaye baithe hai, khushbu hath-pairo pe lagaye baithe hai, hamari diwangi to dekho, unhe rat ko ana hai, hum dopahar se hi condom chadaye baithe hai...
He krishna tu is kalyug me aa k to dikha..
tune 18 saal ki umar me mama kans ko mara , bin laden ko hath laga k to dikha..
tune bhari mehfil me draupadi ko saree pehnai, bipasha ko ek jodi kapde pehna k to dikha...
tune gokul ki 1600 gopia sath me rakhi , mere collg ki ek ladki pata k to dikha...
he krishna to is kalug me aa k to dikha...
Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi,
main bhi sukhi.
GF IS BEAUTY & WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL & WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI & WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY & WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY....
Dosti karo College wali se ...
pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se...
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se...
Girl Friend K Sath Kamre k Andar,
Table k uper, Batti k Niche,
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
De Tacatac.... Le Tacatac....
Stupid I Am Playing Table Tennis.
Ek sardar motorcycle par apni patni ke sath hota hai. To vo apni patni ko kehta hai ki mera LANN pakad kar beth, phir dekh mein 100 ki speed par chalata hoon. Itne mein agge se Ek Dhoodh bechne walla achanak aa jata hai. Don ek dusre ko bachate-2 gir jate hain.
Doodh Wala - Sardar Ji Bal Bal Bach Gaye.
Sardar - Thik Kehta hai Bal Bal Hi bache hain, Bakki to sardarni le gayee !!!!
A boy working in reliance opens d bra of a gl working in airtel n says"aisi azadi aur kaha" d lady puts her hand under d brief of d boy n says"duniya kor lo muthi me"
You r u
****....
L-Lovely
U- Ultimate
N- Nice
D-Dashing
Now u r smiling na par rahega to tu **** hi.........
A Rat Doing sex with an elephant under a coconut tree. Suddenly a coconut falls on elephant's head. Elephant shouted with pain.
Rat : ok ok i will do slowly.....
In a crowed bus lady turns & said ?Bhai saab aap aacha nahi kar rahe ho.,
Man replied: itni bheed mai isse acha nahi kar sakta..................??????????
A boy & a girl of LKG class asked teacher "kya chote baccho ke bacche ho sakte hai?"
Teacher said "No never"
Boy said togirl "bas dekha! tu aise hi dar rahi thi.....
Lady 1: how does ur husband always come night at right time.
Lady 2: i have made a simple rule SEX will be at 9pm sharp whether u r here or not
Fudi- oye lanna mein teri gall kyon manna ?
Lann - Oye fudi tu sirf mere to hi chudi.
Fudi - Ja apni Bhen chuda .
Lann - Pehle tu mere te apni fudi choudi kar ke beh ja
Ek sardar sardarni ko kehta hai,
ki aaj hum naye style se sex karenge,
aaj mein tumhare kaan mein dalunga, to sardarni boli na baba kahin mein behri ho gayee to.
To sardar bola - Aaj tak gungi hui kya??????
Keh to unn fudakti hui chuton se,
ki aaj galib nahi ayega,
khuda ne 2 hath diye hain aaj muth mar ke hi so jayega
Teri Yaad vich mein apne lann nu muth maar maar ke kamjor kar litta hai,
te tu menu keh rahi hai ki menu bhul ja,
To ja mein tenu bhul gaya te mera lann rul gaya.
Bibi Jageer Kaur Ka Badal Sab Rape Kar dete Hain aur Bibi Ji Badal Sab ko Kehti Hai -
Bibi- Tu menu ****eya mein bahar ja ke rola pawangi.
Badal-Rola taan mein pavanga -
Utton bani firdi hai jathe darni te
Thallon clean shave.
Ek Village ki ladi ki Shahar ke ladke se shadi ho jati hai. Ladka use roz condom laga kar sex karta hai. To lakdi bolti hai ki - Roz roz plastic lagane se acha hi LAMINATION hi karva lo.
Tere Pattan Ne Patt Leya, Tere Mammeyan ne dabb leya, teri fuddi'ch ja ke mein sab kuch bhul gaya.
Sardar to his wife: How u pragnant without me?
Wife: I am praying ur ID photo daily.
Sardar: ******* banati hai, photo to passport size hai,
samaan kaha hai?
Sirf utni piyo ke hosh qaayam rahe, kyunki ghalib ne
arz kiya hai : raat bhar sharab pi, rat cut gai, subah
jab hisaab kiya, ***** fhat gai ! ..."aadab"
What does a girl mean when she offers pepsi?
P = please
E = enter
P = penis
S = slowly
I = inside
"Aahaaaa" yeh ***** mange more.
Payr mohabat sab dhoka hai, ****le beta jab mauka hai, Agar Larki Kare birodh to use kar NIRODH, Phir bhi kare inkar to kar de beta balatkar.
What is the definition of a dhobi?
He's the only man who can legally say to a married woman,"Kapre nikal ke rakhna,main aata hoon."
Girl : Im Like radio, my left nipple is volume & my right nipple is tuner, boy turn's both but there is no sound.
Girl says CHUTIYE pehle PLUG to dal...
MSg : a boy to a girl :- u like to dance with me ? Girl :- Sorry main bacche ke saath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Oh sorry mujhe nahi pata tha ke aap pregnent hai...
Shadi ke din pati patni se bola, shadi se pehle I have afair's with ten girls, to patni boli...
Mujhe pata tha, kundli mili hai to character bhi milenge...
Lady standing at bus stop, wisper pack in her hand.
Bhikhari : Bai kuch de de.
Lady : No Change.
Bhakhari : Yeh Bread ka paket de de.
Lady : Kal Milna JAM laga ke dungi
Penis complains God, "Mujhe Sab log Misuse karte hain, Koi Agey dalta hain, Koi peechey Dalta hai, Koi Muh me".
God Replies - Koi baat nahi, Sab theek ho jayega bas tu akadna chhod de...
The Wind, the wind, naughty wind............. t hat blows the girls skirt high............. but God is clever, he sends the dust 2 close the boys eyes
Q : There is always a sign board 'DRIVE SLOLY' near school, but never near girl's college... Why ?
Ans : BECAUSE HERE VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY GET SLOW
Gaur Farmaaiye:

"Subah-Subah jo Pioge Pani Gunguna,
Subah-Subah jo Pioge Pani Gunguna"
to
POT-SEAT main milega
bhaiya ummeed se DUGUNA!!!!!!!
Log kehte hain mard ko dard nahi.. log kehte hain mard ko dard nahin.. mai keheta hun dono taangon ke beech me maaro 'DARD NAHIN TO MARD NAHI'
Ek lady ne apni goud me ek baby le rakha tha jiska pao uski ***** per lag raha tha. ek manchala bola : "Tera pao choom loo to maja aa jaye" Lady boli iske papa ka land choos le , wo to pura hi ***** me jata hai
Mein lan hoon. mein hight 6 inch hai. nangi ladki dekh kar mere mouh mein pani aa jata hai.main fudi marne, bund marne ke kam ata hoon. mein call girls ka best friend hoon. meri favoutite dress kohinoor extra time preimiuom condom hai. mein is time sms padh raha hoon aur has raha hoon
Jab laila ko karna tha impress to majnu ne khaya minto fresh, magar jab majnu ko karna tha impress to laila ko nikalna pada dress
Awaz mein mithas hai, surat bhi khas hai first class hai, BUS GOD ne galti se tujhe ladka bana diya, varna MAAL to tu bhi JHAKASSS HAI
You Should be thankful to Government for INDIAN roads, otherwise you would have missed the beautiful view of Bouncing BALLS on SCOOTIES.........
Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi baat hai 1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai
Wife : wat shud i bring 4 u from london.
Husband : an english girl, She left quietly, On her return,
Husban : My gift.
Wife : dear, just wait for 9 month....
Define BREAS?......
B=Beautiful

R= Round shaped

E= Equipment

A Amazingly

S=Soft with

T= Tasty Milk.......
PEO...AUR...JIO
Solution to avoid condom accidents....
Use double condom with chilly powder in between condom. If outer breakes SHE will know if inner breaks YOU will Know.........
A dying man says to her wife-Dear, our 4th svn always, looked different, Did he had different father?
Wife : yes.
Husband : who is it?
Wife : you..

[Narad Muni]

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with
smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But! dont worry - we are chain smokers
Jindagi jaise ek khwab si lagne lagi hai,
Aap ke saath khubsurat si ho gayHILLA" Jor se "HILLA" Pura "HILLA" Dil Se "HILLA" Paked ke jor se "HILLA" Jitna "HILLAYEGA" utna maza aayega, varna HALWA JAL JAYEGA..... i hai,
Yuhi raho meri jindagi me hamesha,
Shayad.......
Mujhe aapki AADAT si ho gayi hai
HILLA" Jor se "HILLA" Pura "HILLA" Dil Se "HILLA" Paked ke jor se "HILLA" Jitna "HILLAYEGA" utna maza aayega, varna HALWA JAL JAYEGA.....
Beta : Papa heart ki kitni tange hoti hai.
Papa : bewakoof heart ki tange thodi na hoti hai.
Beta : lekin papa aap to kal raat ko keh rahe thae sweetheart tange kholo
HOW TO USE PREPAID SEX CARD: 1.Scratch the protective panty 2. Press nipples 3. Enter ur PENIS 4. A voice will confirm if the entry is OK. AAH!-OOH! CAAR CHHODO NAA...BAABA...
Husband : Aaj Tak Tum Kitne logo ke saath soi ho?
Wife : Sach Bolu to me sirf aapke saath soi hui baki sabhi ke saath sari-sari raat jaagi hu
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on santa, he says: O paji ye kya kiya, doodh aapne piya, aur packet hamare upar faink diya......
Wife : Suno ji Mujhe new bra lena hai.
Husband : bra ki kya zarurat hai itne chote-chote to hai.
Wife Kal tumne kachcha kharida maine kuch kaha
Suhaag Rat Husband Wife nal sex karan to Pehla 100 da not dita "Asi kadi v free fudi nahi mari"
Wife ne 50 vapis de ke kiha ki aapa v kadi 50 to vadh nahi lae
HELLO,
ME KAUN BANEGI GARABHWATI SE BOL RAHA HUN! MERE PAAS HOT SEAT PER AAPKI GIRLFRIEND BETHI H, AGLI AWAZ AAP APNI G'FRND KI SUNENGE: START- OoooHss, AAhhhss...! SShhhhi..! UFF.
Meri Poem
**TATTI**
Tatti meri pyari tatti,
flush main yon shringari Tatti,
Peeli Tatti, Kaali Tatti,
Haye oh meri pyaar tatti,
kudrat ka dastoor niraala,
Roz savere aati tatti,
khul ke jo naa aaye tatti,
sach bad sataye tatti,
lagaar jo aaye tatti, sab ke hosh udaye tatti, andar pata nahi factory kaisi, jo yeh roz banaye tatti.
Ye sms sab ko karde naho to teri meri tatti
2BACCHHE JUNGLE MEIN POTTY KAR RAHE THE.SHER AA GAYA. MOTU: NE POOCHA CHOTU TU DAR RAHA HAI. *****U:NAHIN TO.
MOTU:TO SALE APNI DHOO NA MERI ***** KYON DHOO RAHA HAI
Ek Ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha "Karlo duniya mutthi mein" To batao uski pant pe kya likha hoga?
"Rs 999 mein jindagi bhar incoming FREE..!"
Ladki: mera naam hai madhu bikini, meri **** badi hai chikani, admi mujhe dekhkar pighal jaye, hai koi mai ka lal jo mujhe **** jaye.
boy: mere naam hai baban biloo, mere lan a chappan kilo, zameen pe maroon to kuan khud jaye, tu kya teri maa bhi chud jaye
HUTCH KA CHATO SEX RECHARGE!!!!!!
KISS karna hai sirf 10RS!!!
DABANA hai sirf 50rs!!!
FULL GAME ka 200rs!!!
KYA SOCH RAHA HAI RANDI MEHNGI PAD JAYEGI
Randio ka chota sex Recharge!
"FULL CHUDAAI" sirf 50Rs.
"UNGLI" dalna hai sirf 20Rs.
"DABANA" hai sirf 10Rs.
"KUTIYA MEHNGI PADH JAYEGI"....
Dost teri dosti kitni pyaari, lekin har kisi ne teri ***** mari, kya tujhe pyaari nahi meri yaari, chal fir jhuk ja ab meri bari........
MADAM : Woh kaun si cheej hai jise hum dekh sakte hai per Choo nahi sakte...?
Boy : Madam aapke Mumme....
A Police man arrested an MBA marketing girl,
Girl : I'M not involved in sex.
Police : Then what R U doing?
Girl : I'm selling Condoms & offering a Free Trial...
Tamaari aa laheraati Julfo ne Kabu ma Rakho
Lakho na Dil Ghayal Karya
Tema Jaraa Tel To Naakho
Fmaily planning team visits second time 2 the village.
VILLAGERS chillaye "saalo Connection to kat dala, ab kya meter ukhadne aaye hai....
Pakistani keeper MOIN KHAN ki biwi se pocha-HOW WAS MOIN AT 1ST NIGHT?
BIWI : SARI RAAT BED KE PECHE KHADE HO KAR CHILATE RAHE WASIM BHAIAUR TEJ....
MALLIKA SHERAWAT KE MARNE KE BAAD USKI KABAR PE KYA LIKHA HOGA??
GUESS...
GUESS...
"SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI!!"
Dost ko **** kaho ya **** ko Dost. Dono ka kaam hai,
SAHI WAQT PAR KHADA REHNA!!
Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
HATHI aur CHITTI ne SUHAGRAT manai. Subah HATHI mar gaya. CHITTI boli, Sali ek raat gayi ****NE mein, ab saari umar jayegi KHADA KHODNE mein!!
70 yrs. oldman to Doc: Doc mere age mein SEXSTYLE kya hona chahiye??
Doc: DOGGIE STYLE.
Man: Iska matlab peche se dalu.
Doc: Nahin Sale, sirf SUNG aur CHAAT!!
Sardar to his wife: Everyone makes jokes of me. Tell me a joke in which I'm not involved.
Wife: I'm PREGNANT!!
Santa goes with his wife on honeymoon for 2 weeks but returns after 1 week. Banta asks him the reason. Santa replied, a "WHOLE WEEK" is enough to make a "HOLE WEAK!!"
****:"Rehta hu bhai rehta hu, do taango ke beech mein rehta hoon, jab bi **** dekhta hun to uth ke salaam karta hoon"
****:"Rehti hu bhai rehti hu, do taango ke beech mein rehti hu, jab bi **** dekhti hu, muh khol kar swagat karti hun"
Jhaten:"Rehte hai bhai rehte hai,do tangon ke beech me rehte hain, **** aur **** ke ladai mein ek do shaheed hote rehte hain"
Wife : Mere irade bade nek hai, aap 1000 main se ek hai.
Sardar : Mera dimag bada tez hai, kameeni pehle yeh bata baki 999 kaun hai......
A new married man applied divorce after his 1st nite for folliwing reason : During ghis 1st nite, he removed his wife's pantis & saw the Label on OK TESTED...
Old man: darling, main tere layi aasman ton taare tod livanga.
Wife: Bhen****a, muh naal mungfali todi nahi jandi, bund naal akhrot todan nu firda.....
Nauty boy draws a penis on black board, Lady teacher rubs it off... Next day draw a biger 1 n writes... D more u rub D biger it gets
Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui, sabi aaye par *** nahi aya sabi hairan hue ki *** kaha gaya bad may pata laga *** to msg. pad raga hai
Jo margi se de, use ****** paap nahi hota, ***** kuwari ko, to mood kharab nahi hota, Condam jarur lagana mere dost, kyon ki **** ko dimag nahi hota...


Pyar mein thokar lage to daru pi kar bhula dena, dil se jo aaha nikle to hoton me daba lena, ae dost jab meri yaad aaye to piche ungli dal kar hila lena

Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight-Search clothes.....
A man jumps into bed and starts making sex.
Women in bed says: JIJA JI main aapki biwi nahin, saali Radha hoon.
Man: Ab kahan ki radha jab ghus gaya aadha...
Koi saheli nahi to na sahi, tere jaisa dost to mil gaya, Chalo **** nahi mili to na sahi hume ******* to mil gaya
Q: Kya hoga agar Pepsodent wale condom banaye to...???
Ans: Hona kya, raat bhar dishum dishum...
Samundar kinare jaa kar baitho... kabhi na kabhi to leher aayegi... kismat badle ya na badle mere dost...Tunhari ***** to dhul jayegi...
A girl with his biyfriend opens her legs inviting him to **** & asked " Humare baby ka naam kya hoga?"
He wear a condom $ says : "Ikske baad bhi huya to JADUGAR"...
Rape kes Court me.
Vakil : Benji bolo kya huya tha?
Pahle isne mujhe giraya, Fir Benji?
Fir mera blous fada, Fir peticot fada, Fir Benji?
Fir aapki ben chud gayi...
Pehale utari saari phir aayi peticoat ki bari...are blowse bhi baki hai..
u derty mind,ye koi aurat nahi kapde sukhane ki dori hai.
Master sahab:battao ishq aur pyyar me kya antar hai.
student: master sahab jo aap apni ladki se karte hain use pyyar kehate hain ,aur jo hum aapki ladki se karte hain use ishq kehate hain
Ye ladkiyan bhi badi ajeeb hoti hai, choti si baat ka tufan bana deti hai,kuch kaho to muh fula deti hai,kuch karo to pet fula deti hai
A Gashti after talking VERMA JI's *** in her mouth... "1000 Rs. rakh de varna isko kaat doongi."
VERMA : "5000Rs de de varna susu kar doonga"...!
Yeh waqt nahi hai rone ka, yeh waqt hai baccha hone ka, tab kyon nahi royee thi, jab chipak chipak ke soyee thi, ab jo kiya hai uskobharoo, tab to kahti thi aur karoo aur karoo...!
Meaning of HONEYMOON
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nude karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-nikal gaya

[Narad Muni]

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
Q: Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? A: Because she threw out all the bent ones.
Bud, what happen??? tried callin many time, everytime i get operator sayin `Sorry, The Subscriber U R Calling is having Sex, Please try again later.`
Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
U good at math? Well, add a bed, subtract ur cloths, divide ur legs and we can multiply!
Mercedes Benz : A mechanical device that increases sexual arousal in women
Father to Daughter: Tell me the name of the ******* who made you pregnant.Daughter:Dad if you eat fifteen bananas, can u say which one made you fat?
WHOSE MOTHER HAD DA THE MOST PAINFUL DELIVERY?.....

GUESS?

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STILL THINKIN....?

SUNNY DEOL!

Y ?

HE HIMSELF SAID ,"MAIN NIKLA GADDI LAY KAY!"
He : Andar Gaya?
She : Ha.. Gaya.
He : Dukha Kya?
She : Zara bhi nahi.
He : Aur Ek Baar?
She : Ab isme Daalo.
He : Achha laga?
She : Haa..Bahoot. . . .
He : OK.MADAM KA SANDLE PACK KARO
There is a nerve which connects ur *** hole 2 ur eyes called anal optic nerve. Don `t beliv?pull a hair from ur *** hole & see tears coming from ur eyes
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai,

paani ke bina tu tatti se libre chuttarh dho nahi sakti....

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti!!!

wah wah wah.......
Which part of the female anatomy has hair all around it is little wet inside and drops water when excited?? ... Its the eyes..But i like the way u think :)
If u need advice MSG me,

If u need a friend CALL me,

If u need help EMAIL me,

If u need SEX is route ki sabhi laine VYAST hai kripya KOSHISH NA KARE
A breast says to another breast .sala lafda nechey wali gali main hota hai aur pakday hum donu jathe hain!"
Ek din masterji bina zip lagaye class puhanche, sab bache husney lage, masterji bole chup raho nahin to "bahar nikal kar khara kar doonga"
Sher aur shayari me tu to sabka bhatija hai,

Lekin tuze nahi malum tu to mere fate huye Nirodh ka natija hai
Girl: Ounch its 2 tight Boy: Dont worry luv,v`ll do it slowly G:push it in B:aah-i can`t G:It`s painful B:forget it, lets get a new wedding ring.
Kuch log thori der karte hain aur Kuch log sari raat karte hain * * * * * * tab jaa kar hota hai * * * * unka * * * * mobile charge
Uf, Dabao na, Zara zor se.Aisa karo, Apni shirt nikalo, Pent bhi nikal do, meri nighty bhi..Ab zor se.tight hai... Aur zorse..Ooh..oh gaya suitcase bund!
What`s the common between BURNT TOAST and a PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND? ............... In both cases u wish -"Kaash 2 second pehle nikaal liya hotha".
A pathan was pissing near a car.A foreigner said 2 him "Apke yahan Police nai pakarti?He replied: "Nahin hamari Police bekar hay khud pakarna parta hai."
What is common between Moov cream and a penis?

Dono gehraai tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaram dilaaye.
"Aahhh se A-haaaa tak"..
Arab Interviewed at US Immigration: Q:Name pl? A:Abdul Aziz Q:Sex? A:14 times a week. Q:I mean, Male or Female A:Doesn`t matter. Sometimes even with camel.
WHAT IS THE SIMILARITY BETWEEN A VIDEO RECORDER & A MAN? THEY BOTH GO FORWARD & BACKWARD, STOP & EJECT.
Jantay ho Baghwan ko ghussa kab atta hai? Jab koi larki shadi say pehlay pregnant ho jaye aur us ki mom kahay! "Hay baghwan yeh tu nay kya kia?"
Sardar on achieving success in bra business comenting on future plans says: bra ka dhanda acha chal ra hai ab sochta hu ke panty main bhi hath DALOON
Taxi driver:Ur the 3rd pregnant lady i`m dropping to airport today..Lady:But I`m not Pregnant.Driver:But we haven`t reached Airport yet..
Chand taro ka noor aap par barse,

har koi aapse milne ko tarse,

aap ki zindgi mein itni ladkiya aaye,

ki aap apni chaddi pahnne ko tarse
Difference b/w biology & socialogy; If ur son luks like u,its biology! If ur son luks like ur neighbour,its socialogy!
Boy asked a girl "why there is sound when u pass urine ?" Girl replied "v dont have a 8 inch silencer like u guys"...
Father: My 5 yrs. Old son is very naughty. He made all our female servants pregnant. Dr: how? Father: He took a pin & punched holes on all my CONDOMS
Wats da closest thing to a womans period? ur salary! It cums once a month.lasts About 3 or 4 days & if it doesnt cum every 1 is in trouble
I asked a marwadi : why do marwadis have sex on alternate days?

He replied : because it takes one day to wash,clean and dry the condom
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
Chakoo se kya kaatte ho. Dhar to talwar mein hai.
Duppate se kya dhakte ho.
Maal tau salwar mein hai.
Man: Kiss karu?

Girl: Lipstick kharab hogi.

M: Boobs press karne de?

G: Tshirt kharab hogi.

M: **** karu?

G:Periods me hu.

M: Now dont say loose motions hai!
Pehle hath me lo. fir sidha karo...

fir muh me lo... aur thook lagao...

aur andar gusao..

KITNA MUSHKIL HAI NA!

SUI MEIN DHAGA DALNA *
Ek khusra bazar se guzar raha tha,

usko kisi ne ***** me ungli de di,

Khusra bola

"aye haye ye missed call kis ne di".
"Ek baar karo na, karo plz. Kisi ko pata nahi chalega, plz karo na, mujhe aacha lagega. Ek baar hamare pyar ki khatir kar do, sirf ek pyara sa SMS."
Harbhajan Singh gets married.

During suhag raat

he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?"

she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat,

Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ...
Lehnga utha ke karo...

Tange phaila ke karo...

Ghuma ghuma ke karo.....

Jitna karoge utna halka mahesoss hoga...

RAM DEV BABA KA YOGA

1) Garib aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.

2) Musibat aur Lu#d kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.

3) Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

43. Ansoo tere nikale to aankhein meri ho,

Dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,

Khuda kare ki apni dosti itni gehari ho,

Baap tu bane to Mehanat meri ho !!.

Man - Madam aapke santare dab rahe hai jara peche raho.

Madam - Mere santare dab rahe apko kya.

Man - Apko kuch nahin par mera to ras nikal raha hai!!!!
Ya khuda tune Aurat ke kamar
itni pattli kyoun banai hey
yeh tere berukhi hey ya tere bewafai hey
Khuda: na mere berukhi hey,
na meri bewafai hey
uski kamar say kuch mitti
lekar uske seene pe lagai hey
Dhire se thoko sanam
mehangi ka zamana hai.........

6 inch ke item ko
zindagi bher chalana hai.........
Nehru was ****ng queen Elizabeth.She said:Oh pandit i feel entire india inside me.Nehru said:No Andam & Nicobar r still hanging outside
Tamana : Mom aaj maine Manoj Sandhu ka **** dekha.
Mom : kaisa tha?
Tamana : kaju jaisa.
Mom : what? kya kaju jaisa chota tha?
Tamana : nahi kaju jaisa tasty tha...
Bus vich preggnant lady jammu jaan layi baithi,Conductor bola "Madam ek jammu a do jammu" lady boly "jammu taan ek hi par tere jeha haramzada na jammu"
Why girls gain weight after loosing their virginity??
ans:bcoz each banana has 108 calories
Girls 2 Boys **** main ungaly dalo,ab ungaly dalo,ab ek haath dalo,ab dusara haath dalo, ab tali baja.
boy: nahi bajti hain
girls : dekha tight hain na

[Don]

Dost mere cell ki g@nd itni badi nahi ki usme 4-5 page ka collection samaa sake, par jo bhi hai, aapke saamne paish kar dia... :toast: Ek aur hai dosti ke zazbe wala

Dost tu dast ki woh patli tatti nahi jo girte hi bikhar jaaye,

Tu to kabz ka woh majboot lenda hai, jo bahane par bhi apna nishaan chhod jaaye.

Ye hui na dosto waali baaaaat.....

:toast:

[Narad Muni]

Girls 2 Boys **** main ungaly dalo,ab ungaly dalo,ab ek haath dalo,ab dusara haath dalo, ab tali baja.
boy: nahi bajti hain
girls : dekha tight hain na
Teacher to new comer
Teacher : what is ur name?
Student : ji HOLA.
Teacher : why?
HOLA : becoz I was born on holi.
Teacher : THANK GOD! Lohri ko paida nahi huya.
MANGTA HOON TO DETI NAHI HO.....jabab meri baat ka.JAB DETI HO TO KHADA HO JATA HAI.....rom rom jajbat ka.KYOUN BOLTI HO KI DHEERE SE DAALO.....balo mein phool gulab ka.
ji karta hai ki le loon aapki..., aur aapko dekh kar ho jata hai mera khada....
ji karta hai ki le loon aapki..EK TASWEER YAADGAR KE LIYE.aur aapko dekhkar ho jata hai mera khada...HAATH NAMASKAR KE LIYE.
Girls are the best engine in world.Fits all size of Piston.Self lubiricating.Start with Finger touch.Automatic Monthly Oil Change.Best Mileage in3-4drops-
Talaash e gumshoda , aik **** jis ka Qad 8 inch, motai 3 inch, rung goora , tatoon ka tawazun darust nhin jis sahab ko miley apni ***** main le ley
Hay arz-e-zindagi arman bhoosree ka ... Chood Per mar raha hai insaan bhoosree ka....Yeh rubber kay **** yeh plastic ki chood ..... Janay kia kia bana raha hai japan bhoosree ka .... ******n hoo rahi hain mandiroun kay peechay....Janay kia kar raha hai bhagwan bhoosree ka....Muth lagatay lagatay **** sookh gia hai .... janay kia karay ga shaadi kay din insaan bhoosree ka.....chal mamu ab nukal.......
Pehlay to na jati thi aik keel chood mai...rafta rafta ban gai aik jheel chood mai...pani peenay aai aik cheel chood mai....meel-o-meel behti chali gai woh cheel chood mai...pata chala govrn. ko kay hai jheel chood mai...laga di govrn. nay aik seal chood mai.....
Aaap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai


bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.

Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

Promise me we are true friends, I am lamp you are light, I am Coke you are Sprite, I am Sawan you are badal, I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki, I am Tarzan you are Monkey

Har des ki ek sarhadd hoti hai , bache ki bhi ek zidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka, Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate, kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye

[Narad Muni]

1. nahi jaate, kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate, aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chore nahi jaate.

Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chor kar tumeh e-mail karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum, Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum, Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai, Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai, to kya hua.... Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum .. waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum .. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum .. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...

Majnu Ko Laila Ka Sms Nahi Aiya..Majnu Ne 3 Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya..Majnu Marne Wala Tha Laila Ke Pyar Mai..Aur Laila Bethi Thi SmS Free Hone Ke Intezar Mai.. Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mammu-Mammu bulaate hain.


Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun, isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon

jawaab teri shayari ka.... denge hum shayari mein....
naam tera likh baithe hain.... apne dil ki diary mein....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain, maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko, aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain.... waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki, har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai,
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du , kambaqt bill bohat aata hai

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye, Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii...., Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Hi Musharraf needs 500 donkeys to attack on India. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo...

yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota, Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati, shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, larkon ko phassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna, Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Bari asaani se dil lagaye jaate hain, par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain, le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par, jaha diye nahi dil jalaye jaate hain

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki, tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye..."ABBA JAAN"..." ABBA JAAN"

Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka, is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain...


Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya

Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye, bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye, jab 10 dino mein khujli na mite, to 11 ve din nahana chahiye

Dil torna humari aadat nahi, Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe, Dil mein basa kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain, pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, milne ki to bohat chahat hai, par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Yaad mein teri aankhe bharta hai koi, har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi, maut to sachai hai aani hai, lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi....!

Jis mehfil mein khare hojai, waha Hrithik bhi jhukta hai,
Kaho Na Pyaar Hai, Kya mooh dukhta hai ?

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

Child : - Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai
Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS padh raha hai.


Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi, yeh afwaah zaroor kissi dushman ne uraayi hogi, shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah banayi hogi

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka, toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai, na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA, aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai...!!!

Jis din se juda vo humse hue, is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra, taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Muskura do zara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai roshni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya ghum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi, aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi, jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

Kaun sa gham hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai, na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai, aur khama-kha cherti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko, Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chara rakha hai

Jab i ne U se pyaar kiya, to night ko sleeping chor diya, tere face ki gentle beauty ne, mere kind heart ko phor diya
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA, I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA, Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA


Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai lia kaghaz, tasvir aapki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, per wo tu bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, Jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hum, Aey Chal Chal Hawa Aane De!!

Kya aap.. Colse Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyuo nahi karte hai..!

Tumsa koi zamane me hua tu RAB say shikayat hogi... Ek tu jhela nahi jaata... doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi.....HeHeHeHeHe..

Arz kya hai: Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi, ki bahaar aane se pahle fiza aa gayi, aur phool khilne se pahle....bakri kha gayi..

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tel tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

Apun 1 sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand faakrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai nighat, Band karne ka tube light, Aur soneka tight, Boleto, Bye Good Night..

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye, Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite, to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Bazu 0 me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gam rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad lago se wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega.Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai... Sone ko sona katta hai...Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega...

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhian hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Meri taref se apko 1 "PAPPI" Aapki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI" Batau Q? Aaj hi mere "DOggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko janam de hai!

[Don]

Lagta hai ASHOK ko readymade site mil gayee hai isliyee ootha ootha k patak raha hai yaha

:tongue:

[Narad Muni]

1.

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"


Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar ata hai... Sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu...Ajkal kambkhat bill bohat ata hai.!

Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

Palko pe apni baithaya hai tumhe, badi dino ke baad paya hai tumhe, aasani se nahi mile tum, National Zoological park se churaya hai tumhe:!

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho. Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho, Bataoo Mera Chatri Kab Do ge!

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhi me, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, free SMS ki scheme me!

Kaise ho? maze me? tabiyat kasei? ungli me dard nahi na? aankh bhi ok? dimag thikane? Kaamal ha yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!

Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.. When a person askied what he was doing.. He replied.. Oye! higher studies yaar...

Khidki se deakho to raste pe koi nahi tha, Khidki se dekha to raste pe koi nahi tha, Raste pe ja ke dekha to khidki pe koinahi tha...

LOng Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i'm missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

Aaj, Raat, Thik, 12, Baje, Ke, Baad, 1, Bajega!

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise, ronak ho nerolac paint jaise, mehak ho axe jaise, tazgi ho colgate jaise, aur tenssion free rehe huggies jaise!

Sharab bani to Maikhane bane..Husn bana tu Deewane bane.. kuch tu baat hao aapme, yu hi nahi pagal khane bane.. Ha Ha Ha!

Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye. Laloo: Susra, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje main bheja hi nahi bheja, Ye mujhe kise ne bheja, isliye maine tujhe bheja!

[Narad Muni]

Aur Chahiye to Bol dena Bhai logo Poore 100000 SMS ka Khazana hai mere pass. BaBa aazam ke zamane se lekar aaj Tak.
:getdrunk:
Poori Zindgi bhar ki Kamayi hai +Repo me dene me Kanjusi mat Karna Dushmani bhulkar....Chaddi Utar ke.

[GodFather]

# Jindagi jaise ek khwab si lagne lagi hai,
Aap ke saath khubsurat si ho gayHILLA" Jor se "HILLA" Pura "HILLA" Dil Se "HILLA" Paked ke jor se "HILLA" Jitna "HILLAYEGA" utna maza aayega, varna HALWA JAL JAYEGA..... i hai,
Yuhi raho meri jindagi me hamesha,
Shayad.......
Mujhe aapki AADAT si ho gayi hai
# HILLA" Jor se "HILLA" Pura "HILLA" Dil Se "HILLA" Paked ke jor se "HILLA" Jitna "HILLAYEGA" utna maza aayega, varna HALWA JAL JAYEGA.....

Ab kya bolun tumko, apni hi post main repeat...ab kya hoga tumhara:w00t: :lol:

[GodFather]

do one thing, start a new thread with your SMS's.

[Narad Muni]

Ab kya bolun tumko, apni hi post main repeat...ab kya hoga tumhara:w00t: :lol:

Yaar badi shadiyo me kuch log 2 baar khakar chale jate hai to kya fark padta hai. hehehe like ER.

Aap America me Konsi city me Rahte ho ?
Kya karte ho ?
USA kab gaye they.:lol:

Koi achi baat karo na.:lol: Acha india kab aaoge ?:lol:

[Eshtyle Raja]

O mere dil de chain, tere piche kutte pain,
tu lutya mere dil da chain, rabb karke tainu kide pain,
tere nain bade neshile, jiven jharu de tille,
tu mere dil wich eddan vasi, jiven chikad vich majj fasi,
jane jigar jane tammana, edhar aa terian lattan bhanna,
jine mere dil lutya, onu kuttiyan ne maar sutiya

[Eshtyle Raja]

Judge - Tu apni biwi ko divorce kyu dena chahta hai?

Man - She doesnt satisfy me in bed.

Wife - Haramkhor, sara mohalla khush hai, ik tu hi nahi..

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Ek aurt ke khet ke tamatar bahut laal the, ek baar santa singh ne uska kaaran puchha to aurat ne kaha ki mai nangi hoke pani deti hu, isliye sharam se laal ho jaate hain. Santa singh ne bhi aisa hi kiya. Aisa karna se tamatar to laal nahi hue, par kheeray jarur lambe ho gaye.

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Baba bakrian chaare, bund bakre di maare,
bakra nassan nu kare, baba dhakan nu kare.
bakra ro peya, baabe da cho peya,
baba pajj gaya, bakra sms pad ke hass peya..

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****d pe aitbaar kisko hai, mil jaye ch@dne ko to inkar kisko hai,
kuchh mushkilen hain cho*t paane mai dost,
warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.

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Dost teri dosti kitni pyaari, lekin har kisi ne teri g@nd maari,
kya tujhe pyaari nahi meri yaari, chal to phir jhuk ja meri baari.

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Tu ta sohni lagid hain, sone lagde tere nain kuday,
tu chup karke fudi de de, nahi taa ch@du teri bhain kuday,

Tu ta sohni lagdi hain, sone lagde tere bull kuday,
ku tarsave sajanna nu, aa muh wich paa le lull kuday,

Tu ta sohni lagdi hain, sone lagde tere kann kuday,
Feete naal naap lavi 8 inch da mitran da lunn kuday.

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Lulli hai mujko jindagi se pyaari,
Lulli ke liye kar du kurban yaari,
Lulli ke liye tod du dosti tumari,
Ab tumse kya chhupau dost...






tum hi to ho lulli hamari.

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[Eshtyle Raja]

O Lunna, O Lunna tere pagg banaa,

fudiyan da sardar tu lunna,

Andar jaave te bhadka maare,

Bahar aaye to lage bimaar lunna

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Mr & Mrs Bloby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby & says: Bluba lluba lupblub.

Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fcuk up and swallow bitch

[Eshtyle Raja]

Mr & Mrs Bloby are lyin in bed 1 nite Mrs Bloby turns 2 Mr Bloby & says: Bluba lluba lupblub.

Mr Bloby turns & says: Shut the fcuk up and swallow bitch

Yuckkk :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Aurat Doctor nu: Doctor Sahib, mere gharwaale da *** bahut wada hai, jado uh mere naal sex karda hai, taan *** mere kaleje wich jaake wajda hai.

Doctor : koi gal nahi, tusi apne pati nu le aao, mai *** nu chhota kar daun.

Aurat :Na Na Dr. sahib *** nai chota karna, tusi mera kaleja ucha kar do. :hi_5:

[Eshtyle Raja]

OH maja daulat da na shohrat da,








Takht da naa taaj da,











Sur da naa Saaj da,












Gulami da naa raaj da,












Jo maja tatteyan di khaaj da.. :thumbup:

[Champak]

Aurat Doctor nu: Doctor Sahib, mere gharwaale da *** bahut wada hai, jado uh mere naal sex karda hai, taan *** mere kaleje wich jaake wajda hai.

Doctor : koi gal nahi, tusi apne pati nu le aao, mai *** nu chhota kar daun.

Aurat :Na Na Dr. sahib *** nai chota karna, tusi mera kaleja ucha kar do. :hi_5:
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ... too good... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[meetmanu]

Amli di biwi mar gayi. Dost ne puchiya : kaise mar gayi ??

Amli : pata nahi yaar, bul wich bul si, fudi wich lul si, bund wich ungal si, pata nahi aatma kitho nikali.


:DUH: :DUH: :DUH: :DUH: :DUH:

[leleram]

awesome :clap: :clap:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Have u heard about SKODA'z new launch "Laura" ? The only problme is the car name. What will an ilitrate driver do when Memsahab asks "Driver Laura nikalo...."

[Eshtyle Raja]

Girl : Munde tang karde ne.

Boy : Eh iljaam jhutha hai................??

















assi taa khulli karde haan... !!! Buuuurrrraaa..

[Eshtyle Raja]

Q : Dunia ch sab to himmatwala banda kaun hai ???












A : Uh banda jinu patliyan tattiyan lagiyan hon, te phir vi pad maran di koshish kare..!

[Eshtyle Raja]

Suhagraat ko wife husband se kahti hai "Karo"

husband ko kuchh pata nahi tha..

Wife : Jaise mai karungi waise hi karte jana, wife ne suit utara, usne shirt, wife ne salwar & panty kholi , usne pent & underwear.

Wife ne taange utha li, husband bhi taange khol ke let gaya aur kaha ab ??

Wife :L Ab aisa karo bahar se do aadmi bula lo , ek meri le lega ek tumari.:banana2:

[Champak]

Suhagraat ko wife husband se kahti hai "Karo"

husband ko kuchh pata nahi tha..

Wife : Jaise mai karungi waise hi karte jana, wife ne suit utara, usne shirt, wife ne salwar & panty kholi , usne pent & underwear.

Wife ne taange utha li, husband bhi taange khol ke let gaya aur kaha ab ??

Wife :L Ab aisa karo bahar se do aadmi bula lo , ek meri le lega ek tumari.:banana2:
Too good..hus hus ke pet mein dard ho gaya :award:

[captain]

:banana2: :ola: :yourock:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Aadmi bade mood me waiter se: Waiter ek sexy si chai pilao..

,Waiter replies:Hamare yahaan gaaye ka doodh aata he,Bipasha basu ka nahi!

[Eshtyle Raja]

Q: What sort of Women wear Revealing Clothes ??

Those who don't have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men. :3:

[Eshtyle Raja]

MADAM said to a naughty boy!

Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht, naram hoti hon to bohat naram,

Naughty boy said Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI Jaisee ho!!!!!! :4:

[Yeda Anna]

I read this somewhere

A man is soft when he is hard and hard when he is soft

:4:

[gookilendi man]

majaa aa gaya EB...:toast: :toast:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Boy 2 girl in bed - mooh mein dalu, aage dalu, peeche dalu, bol kidhar dalu??

Girl : kahin bhi dalo meri jaan.. IS ROUTE KI SABHI LINES MAST HAI..

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Meaning of topless in URDU:

KHULE AAM

[Yeda Anna]

:rofl: Khule Aam :rofl:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Eshtyle Raja]

Ek Ladki ek kutiya se puchhti hai : Tum ek baar mai itne bachhe kaise deti ho ?

Kutiya boli : Ek baar sadak par nangi ghoom ke dekh, khud pata chal jaayega...:bringon::bringon:

[Mastikhor]

Ek Ladki ek kutiya se puchhti hai : Tum ek baar mai itne bachhe kaise deti ho ?

Kutiya boli : Ek baar sadak par nangi ghoom ke dekh, khud pata chal jaayega...:bringon::bringon:

:rofl: :rofl:

:thumbup:

[captain]

EB Bhai ko :hi_5::hi_5::hi_5:

[Mast Ram]

Awesome!!!

[Raju]

Dost tu dast ki woh patli tatti nahi jo girte hi bikhar jaaye,

Tu to kabz ka woh majboot lenda hai, jo bahane par bhi apna nishaan chhod jaaye.[/QUOTE]


:lol::lol:

[gookilendi man]

Q : Dunia ch sab to himmatwala banda kaun hai ???












A : Uh banda jinu patliyan tattiyan lagiyan hon, te phir vi pad maran di koshish kare..!

oh paadshah pai...assi 2 saal say hain FZ pay aur tussi HIMMATWALA dhoond rahe ho????:getdrunk: