santa on a vaccation

[leleram]

santa and banta were talking one afternoon when santa tells banta, "i am going on a vaccation, but this time i m going to do this toatally different.The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.
Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii
and Preeto got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and
Preeto got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti
and darned if Prreto didn't get pregnant again."

banta asked santa "So, what you going to do this year,
that's different?"

santa says, "This year I'm taking Preeto with me.":laugh:

[Vishok]

bahut badhia lele bhai:hi_5: :hi_5:

[leleram]

thanxx dude, badey din baad aaye

bhul gaye woh din, jab hum tumhari gaan.d bajaate they
thuhein maja aata tha, aur tum *** hamara sehlaate they

[Vishok]

thanxx dude, badey din baad aaye

bhul gaye woh din, jab hum tumhari gaan.d bajaate they
thuhein maja aata tha, aur tum *** hamara sehlaate they


Liya hua udhaar aur marwaayee hui g@@nd koi kabhi naheen bhool sakta.


Woh Ga.nd jisey maarte thay aap ub tehkhana ho chuki hai
Par phir bhi dost dekho yeh Lu.ndon ki diwana ho chuki hai

[Don]

phir santa banta

:getdrunk:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Good one lele bhai...

and warm welcome to vishok

[funnyfaridabadi]

:w00t:


preeto saath jayegi to pregnant nahi hogi, kyoki santa ne NSV karwa li hai ;)


Yaar 3 bachcho ke baad to NSV karwaani hi chahiye thi use :lol: