santa ko aayi tatti

[leleram]

santa-banta kahin highway per jaa rahe they, achanak santa ko tatti aa gayi, santa road ke kinaare chhupkar tatti karta hai...baad mein ussey pounchhne ko kuchh nahi milta, usne banta ko awaaz di.... "oye banta, kya karu?"
banta ne jawab diya "purse se 5 rs nikal ke pounch le"

jab santa wapas aaya to uske haath aur kapde tatti se lathpath they... banta ne puchha... "tuney apni gaan.d nahi pounchhi?"
santa ne kaha " yaar pehle maine 2rs ke sikke se pounchha, fir 1-1 rs. ke teen-teen sikkon se pounchha, magar baat nahi bani:laugh:

[Narad Muni]

100% Pure maal Plus de raha hoon.:getdrunk:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:rofl: :rofl:

[Jupiter]

badhiya hai badhiya hai
+ve due raha

[Yeda Anna]

Aur uss din ke baad santa ney apna naam goo-gly rakh diya

:D

[gookilendi man]

tatti tatti ho gaya...dil tatti tatti ho gaya(as in tote tote ho gaya):hi_5: :hi_5: