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God_Of_Death
10th April 2006, 12:29 PM
Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
A. Terms are different ... nothing more

Q. What is JFC ?
A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee

Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have
3 tyres.
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Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which
methodology will follow ?
A. Send it through courier.

Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.

Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
A. Non living things can't communicate.

Q. What is meant by flickering ?
A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
A. In hotels, they can replace servers.

Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for
process.

Q. When is update method called ?
A. Who is update method?

Q. What is JAR file ?
A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

Q. What is JINI ?
A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
A. I will give invitation.

Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
A. I will go and enquire in the bus dep ot.

Q. What is serialization ?
A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it
is multicast

JUNGLEE RAJA
10th April 2006, 12:48 PM
Bhaut badhiya God bhai... +ve due raha... keep it up

:w00t: :w00t:

Jupiter
10th April 2006, 02:05 PM
too good
maja aa gaya
nice use of technical Java lexicons

i guess even these will fit

Q. What is EJB?
A. Synonym of Ajeeb... (hehe i wud agree, i hate working on EJBs)

Q. What is Multithreading?
A. Making a thick thread by using many thin threads.

Q. What is the use of Hibernate?
A. Humans do not hibernate but lot of other animals do.

Q. What is HQL?
A. Some kind of headquarter.

Q. What is the difference between J2EE. J2SE & J2ME?
A. The third alphabet in the three is different.

Q. What do u understand by Struts?
A. Some kind of stunt performed in Java

Q. How is encapsulation achieved in Java?
A. Make a big capsule and work inside it.

:toast:

gabbar Singh
10th April 2006, 02:15 PM
waah maza aa gaya kafi fresh hai:lol: :lol: :lol: +ve is due

God_Of_Death
11th April 2006, 12:44 PM
thanx everyone n juppi bhai kya solid reply diya hai bhai:hi_5: :hi_5:

GodFather
12th April 2006, 01:23 AM
What is MVC?
I only know 'Red Sea' and 'Dead Sea'

What is JSF?
I dunno, similar to BSF.

aaichaagho
1st June 2007, 11:29 PM
Hillarious post and excellent replies. :getdrunk:

funnyfaridabadi
2nd June 2007, 12:09 AM
Bhai bahut badiya +ve due

gurugulabkhatri
2nd June 2007, 12:27 AM
:yourock: wadhiya wadhiya

Raju
10th October 2008, 12:16 PM
:yourock: great post. superb.

dengu
3rd April 2010, 06:26 PM
Sanju bhai post karne wale hain :)


sanju bhai shuru ho jao :D