Gujju!

[Nasty-N-Nuts]

Ekbar ek Gujju Ravan ke naam ka bahut jap karta hai. Akhir kaar Ravanji
prassana hote hai.

Ravan: "bol watsa kya chahiye"

Gujju: "mujhe 100 var dena"

Ravan: "Parantu mai tumhe keval 3 var de sakta hoon"

Gujju: "par mujhe 100 var chahiye"

Ravan: "nahi balak yeh asambhav hain"

Gujju: "nahi mujhe 100 matlab 100 chahiye"

Ravan: "nahi, mai tumhe keval 3 de sakta hoon, chahiye toh lo varnamain
chala..."

Gujju: "thik hai par mainemaange hue 3 var pakka denge na"

Ravan: "pakka, rakshas ki juban matlab paththar pe lakeer"

Gujju: "pahla var, tumhare kandhe(shoulder) par rakhi hui gada hai na use
lakdi bana do"

Ravan: "tathastu" and his gada turns into a stick.

Gujju: "dusra var, woh lakdi apni **** me dalo"

Ravan: (pareshan hota hai par vada kiya hai to ! nibhana padega na
isiliye)"tathastu"

Gujju: "abhi mujhe bache hue 97 var dete hai ki fir se us lakdi ko gada
bana dalu ?"*

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:4:

[alibaba]

nice one :thumbup::thumbup:

[Mastikhor]

Ravan : Oye koi nahi, abhi bana-ta hoon lakdi ki gada.

*Ravan turn out to be Dengu pai and flies away*

:4:

[alibaba]

:roar::roar:

[funnyfaridabadi]

Is se pehle ek sardar ne shivji ka tap kiya tha shayad :w00t:

[alibaba]

jab kismat me ho l@@de, to kaha se khaoge pakaude:D:D:D

[alibaba]

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[dengu]

Ravan : Oye koi nahi, abhi bana-ta hoon lakdi ki gada.

*Ravan turn out to be Dengu pai and flies away*

:4:

:mad:

meeku ravan bola,,,agle dussehra mein foonk bhi daloge kya :mad:

[PAPPU PAGER]

Good one Capsule pai :D

[Nasty-N-Nuts]

Good one Capsule pai :D


PROZAC capsule.....to be precise....!:4:

[PAPPU PAGER]

PROZAC capsule.....to be precise....!:4:

ab iska matlab bhi bata do......mein ab google karne ke mood mein nahin hoon :)

[Yeda Anna]

Prozac ka substitute BBR hai :D

wahan aapke saare tension dur ho jaatey hai aur saare depression bhar diye jatey hai :D

[dengu]

Prozac ka substitute BBR hai :D

wahan aapke saare tension dur ho jaatey hai aur saare depression bhar diye jatey hai :D

:roar::roar:

[Manubha]

http://fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365&highlight=ravan

What do YOU prefer? Gada or Stick? :ft:

[funnyfaridabadi]

http://fundoozone.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365&highlight=ravan

What do YOU prefer? Gada or Stick? :ft:

:thumbup1: good catch manubha keep it up & nice avtar