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leleram
8th April 2006, 05:17 PM
Ek bar ek gentlalman ghar se nikala

Gentaman apni dukaan ke pass pohncha.

Udhar se ek bhikhari aya or bola sahib mujhe chaar rupay do

Gentalman bolta hai ke aaj kal bhikhariyon ke munh kitne khul gaye hai

Ek nanhi do, do nanhi teen, teen nanhi seedhe char rupay mang raha hai

Gentalman ne bola dekho mere pass char rupay nanhi hai

bhikhari bola sahib mujhe chaar rupay do

Gentalman ne bola dekho mere pass char rupay nanhi hai

bhikhari bola nanhi sahib mujhe chaar rupay do

Gentalman ne bola dekho mere pass char rupay nanhi hai

bhikhari bola nanhi sahib mujhe chaar rupay hi do mujhe pata hai ke apke pass rupay hai

Gentalman ne socha ke ise main kaise smanjaun ke mere pass char rupay nanhi hai.

bhikhari phir bola sahib mujhe chaar rupay do

Gentalman bola dekho ek kaam karo

Bhikhari bola sahib mujhe koi kaam nanhi karma

Bus mauje aap char rupay de door main jaun.

Gentalman bhola dekho bhai jaise main bholta hun baisa karo

Phir apko char rupay jarur milenge.

Achha batao kiya karna hoga bhikahri bola

Gentalman bola yanha se sidha bus stand ki or jao

Wanha per char dukaane hongi

Pehli dukaan per nanhi rukna

Dusri dukaan per bhi nanhi rukna

Teestri dukaan per bhi nanhi rukna

Jab chothi dukaan aye to rukna

Uske baad pehli bus ayegi usmain nanhi bethna

Dusri bus ayegi usmain bhi nanhi bethna

Teestri bus ayegi usmain bhi nanhi bethna

Chothi bus ayegi usmain hi bethna

Jap bus main padharoge to

Pehli seat per nanhi bethna

Dusri seat per bhi nanhi bethna

Teesri seat per bhi nanhi bethna

Chothi seat per hi bethna

Bethne ke baad pind anay shuru honge

Pehle pind main nanhi utarna

Dusre pind main bhi nanhi utarna

Teesre pind main bhi nanhi utarna

Chotha pind aye tabhi utarna

Pind anay ke baad char raste honge

Pehle raste main nanhi jaana

Dusre raste main bhi nanhi jaana

Teesre raste main bhi nanhi jaana

Chothe raste se hi jaana

Chotha rasta khatum hone ke baad

Char galinyan hongi

Pehli gali se nanhi jaana

Dusri gali se bhi nanhi jaana

teesri gali se bhi nanhi jaana

chothi gali aye to jarur jaana

chothi gali ke baad, char ghar ayange

pehle ghar main nanhi jaana

dusre ghar main bhi nanhi jaana

teesre ghar main bhi nanhi jaana

chothe ghar main hi jaana

ghar main jaane ke baad char kamre ayange

pehle kamre main nanhi jaana

dusre Kamre main bhi nanhi jaana

teesre kamre main bhi nanhi jaana

chothe kamre main hi jaana

chothe kamre main char alrmariyan hongi

pehli almari nanhi kholna

dusri almari bhi nanhi kholna

Teesri almari bhi nanhi kholna

Chothi almari hi kholna

Jab chothi almari khologey to usmain char kone hongey

Pehle kone ki or nanhi dekhna

dusre kone ki or bhi nanhi dekhna

teesre kone ki or bhi nanhi dekhna

chothe kone main hi dekhna

usmain char kitabe hongi

pehli kitab na kholna

dusri kitab bhi na kholna

teesri kitab bhi na kholna

chothi kitab ko kolna

chothi kitab main eb baba ki photo hogi

mujhe udhi kasam lage mere paas sachi char rupay nanhi hai.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……………..

Mastikhor
8th April 2006, 05:26 PM
Joke se jayada title mast hai


ek small sa ch*t kala hai

:roar: :roar:

HotChilly
8th April 2006, 05:28 PM
:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

itna ismall chutkala padenge tab tak to sala daiviprasad ka poti bada ho jaayegi

leleram
8th April 2006, 05:29 PM
Joke se jayada title mast hai

ek small sa ch*t kala hai

:roar: :roar:

yeah... me n our college frenzs refer to chu*tkula as chu*tkhula or chu*tkala.... n this one was fwded to me by one of them..:tongue:

GodFather
8th April 2006, 09:09 PM
Sachmuch kaafi chota hai.

Narad Muni
10th April 2006, 07:06 PM
Sachmuch kaafi chota hai.

Aapko kaise pata chala ki lele ka Chu*t kala kaafi chota hai ?:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: