Lurid past

[Mastikhor]

After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid past.

"C'mon, tell me," she asked for the thousandth time, "how many women have you slept with?"

"Baby," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw a fit."

Kim promised she wouldn't get angry, and convinced her hubby to tell her.

"Okay," he said, "one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- then there's you -- nine, ten, 11, 12, 13..."

:balloon:

[leleram]

its not the nos., its ranking:w00t:

gud one:thumbup:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

its not the nos., its ranking:w00t:

gud one:thumbup:

Whether its the no or the rankings, the poor fellow is Fcuked

By the way Good one MK

[GodFather]

I am surprised she allowed him to continue after her...he must have been dead..

[Mastikhor]

She allowed :confused: :confused:

Oye tharak ko kisi ki permission ki zarorat nahi hoti ;)

[baba dish]

ab maza aya hoga sali ko.

[funnyfaridabadi]

:lmao: :lmao:

[pechkas]

She allowed

Oye tharak ko kisi ki permission ki zarorat nahi hoti


bhai GF counting ki baat kar raha hai..the must have come out of some experience :D

btw masti bhai the joke was fundoo :thumbup: