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fundoo
7th April 2006, 07:55 PM
Bhai Ka Resume





Pakya Bhai Supariwala urf Yeda Khopadi



Objective:

To obtain a challenging position as a Crime Implementation Analyst (CIA)

Education:

* B..S. (Crime Technology) Tihar Jail, India, August 1994

* M.S. (Criminal Sciences) Virginia Prison for International Smugglers and the Unlawful Activists(VPISUA), August 1996.



Thesis:

"On escaping from high security prisons like Alcatraz with minimal efforts"



Coursework:

Cop Psychology, Plastic Explosives Technology, Bomb Controls and Timer Device Theory, International Smuggling and Drug Trafficking, Object Oriented Crime Design



Work Experience:

* Research Assistant, LTTE Labs, Jaffna, Aug 1990-Aug 1991

* Worked on the prestigious Belt Bomb project

* Developed instant death cyanide capsules in orange, strawberry; and mint flavors (Patent# 007,13,666)



Summer Internship:

Dawood Ibrahim and Haji Mastan Associates, Bombay , June1987-July1990

* Worked as a hitman and was responsible for many supari style killings

* Participated in election rigging in Bihar and made hafta Collections



Honors & Achievements:

* Won 1980 Gabbar Singh Memorial Award (given to child prodigies in crime)

* Member, IPKF (Indian Professional Killers Forum) student chapter

* Performer of the year in 2004 General Elections in Bihar & U.P.

* Strong hold on Govt. & NGOs.

* Specialized in extortion,illegal construction business & fake academic degree supply.



References:

* Dr. Charles Sobhraj, Full Time Prof., Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Chandra Swamy, Visiting Faculty Tihar Jail, New Delhi

* Dr. Dawood Ibrahim, Overseas Projects Manager, Dub ai
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any openings.............................????????????? ?????????????????????????/

plz email : pakya_bhai@crimekiduniya.com

leleram
7th April 2006, 08:00 PM
god be with u bhaijaan:blink:

HotChilly
7th April 2006, 08:01 PM
ha ha ha ha

kaunse bhai ka resume hai :p

fundoo
7th April 2006, 08:02 PM
god be with u bhaijaan:blink:

abe daara mat yaar aase hi itne dino ke badh aaya hu:)

Jupiter
7th April 2006, 08:20 PM
dubai se dilli aake kya tu ye resume fwd kar raha hai?

Laundiabaaz
7th April 2006, 09:28 PM
I have a vacancy for such a person. Please forward your resume to me through proper channel i.e. Police Station of your area.