Some Jokes

[alibaba]

Husband: Begum, aaj kya pakaya hai?
Begum (Gusse me): Na Chaanp thi na Chatni, kya ch@@t pakati apni
Husband replied: Wah re Wah Gussa tera, ab l@@d paka mera.

[alibaba]

bhai log, ye joke thoda purana hai, lekin search me nahi mila. isliye chep raha hu.

Lady to Shopkeeper: Itna chota purse aur keemat 999 rupay?
Shopkeeper: Madam, ye l@@d ki khaal ka bana purse hai, jara sa haath firaate hi suitcase ban jayega.

[alibaba]

Goti bhi kya goti hai, jo l@@d ke neeche hoti hai
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Goti bhi kya goti hai, jo l@@d ke neeche hoti hai
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l@@d to chala jaata hai ander, aur goti sar patak-patak kar roti hai.

[Yeda Anna]

Jai ho :thumbup: