mazaa aa gaya

[karan_kolkata]

Ek baar ek Sardar Ek Ra*d ko Cho*ne jata hai.
Jab wo rand ko Ch*dta hai to Rand Kahti hai - " Oye mad*rch*d Sardar kahi k. Iske pahle kabhi Cho*a bhi hai ya nahi. Tere La*de Me to jara bhi Dum nahi hai."

Itna sunane k baad Sardarji ko gussa aa jata hai aur wo gusse me Apni ek Tang Rand k Bho*de me Ghusa dete hai aur poochte hai -" Kyu ab maja Aya".

To Rand kahti hai -" nahi bilkul bhi nahi".

Ab sardarji aur gussa ho jate hai aur apna dusri Tang bhi ghusa dete hai aur poochte hai - "kyu Abb Maja Aya?"

Rand Kahti hai - "Nahi Bilkul Bhi nahi".

Sardarji ka dimag out ho jata hai aur wo Apne dono haath Daal dete hai aur poochte hai -" Ab Kaisa Lag raha hai?"

rand Kahti hai - " Maja Aa raha hai".

Thodi der tak sab Sahi chatalta hai uske baad Sardar ji ka Dhyan apni ungliyoo ki taraf jata hai aur wo Chilla Uthte hai -" Oye Meri Sone ki Anguthiya Kaha gayi .

Rand kahti hai -" Shayad ander hi rah gayi , Tum ek kaam karo Meri Ch*t me Ghush Jao aur Anguthi Dhoondh lo."

Sardar ji Rand ki Ch*t Me ghush Jaate hai aur Anguthi Dhundhne lagte hai
, Par bahut der Dhundne k baad bhi unhe kuch nahi milta hai.

Wo Thak ke Baith jaate hai ki Tabhi unhe 4 Aadmi aag jala kar haath Sekte hue Dikhte hai..


Sardar ji un 4 aadmio k pass jakar poochte hai ki " Bhaisaab Appme se kisi ne meri anguthi dekhi kya Sone ki?"

To Unme se ek Admii Uth kar Khada hota hai aur sardarji ki Ga*nd Fad Dhulai karta hai.

Sardar ji Maar Khate khate Poochte hai ki "bhaisab Mar kyu rahe ho?"

To wo admi kahta hai " Abe mad*rch*d Yaha Hum Charo ki 4 truckeen nahi mil rahe aur tu anguthi ( ring ) Dhundne aa gaya."

[captain]

aaila , itni badi choooooooooooooot , achcha hua train nahi kho gayi :laugh:

[Veljibhai]

waah....waah.

Mastraam ki kahaanion ki yaad dilaa di. Kyaa likhaawat hai. Waah waah.:hi_5:

Bade "tharki" ho bhai aap to.:getdrunk::getdrunk:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Good one karan

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:lmao: old one