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Bhuvan
2nd July 2009, 08:22 PM
Aapke vichar kya hain? kYa isse sahreer par viprit parinaam hotey hain?

Kehte hain ki virya ka ek boond ek sekda khoon ki boondo se banta hain. To kya isey kshanik uttejna evam anand ke liye vyarth kharch karna uchit hain?

Kripya margdarshan karey

Chanakya
2nd July 2009, 08:26 PM
Aap ka kathan to theek hi hain. Mere vichar me ki aap use vyarth na karen apitu kisi prakaar sambhaal ke rakhen. Jab bhi aap ko khoon ki jaruarat ho.. aap virya ko khoon me parivatit kar ke us ka sadupayog karen.

boyricky41
2nd July 2009, 08:36 PM
Aap ka kathan to theek hi hain. Mere vichar me ki aap use vyarth na karen apitu kisi prakaar sambhaal ke rakhen. Jab bhi aap ko khoon ki jaruarat ho.. aap virya ko khoon me parivatit kar ke us ka sadupayog karen.

Yaani ke Ghar kee khetee ??

Balls to be operated and internally connected to Kidneys ????

leleram
2nd July 2009, 08:41 PM
:rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yaar, Jab bhi main hasthmaithun shabd sunta hoon, to mujhe hasta hua Mithun ka drishya kyon man mein aata hai?



ye kya ho raha hai??:hammer::D

greatalok
2nd July 2009, 08:44 PM
:rolleyes::rolleyes:





ye kya ho raha hai??:hammer::D

bhaiya shukr hai ki shabd sunte waqt hi yaad aata hai, karte waqt nahi :D

leleram
2nd July 2009, 09:01 PM
bhaiya shukr hai ki shabd sunte waqt hi yaad aata hai, karte waqt nahi :D

with India legalissing gay sex..suppose

Mithun and his gay lover doing it, its in mithun's arse, and midway in the act mithun in his trademark dancing style gives a jhatka dance shouting "oye":D

greatalok
2nd July 2009, 09:45 PM
with India legalissing gay sex..suppose

Mithun and his gay lover doing it, its in mithun's arse, and midway in the act mithun in his trademark dancing style gives a jhatka dance shouting "oye":D

If Mithun shat during the act, we will have "hugmithun" :D

Swami Sambhoganand
2nd July 2009, 09:46 PM
Shastron mein hastmaithun ke baare mein likha hai:

Hastmaithunam ghrinit karyam
Ch odnani kanya ati shreshthasya
Tuj muthmaar krityam, bhaj govindam
Balwaan shareeram, hriday praffulasya

arthat hastmaithun ek ghrinit karya hai jabki kisi kanya ki sudaai shreshth maani gayi hai. Atah: he maanav muthmaarna taj kar Govind ka bhajan karoge to shareer bhi balwaan hoga tatha hriday bhi praffulit rahega.

Vats Bhuvan, aisa prateet hota hai ki aap hastmaithun kala mein bahut paarangat ho chuke hein. Yadi maarni hi hai to doosron ki muth maaro, is-sey aapka shareer to balwaan rahega aap jo doosron ko sukh pradaan karenge, us sey aapko punya bhi milega. Jab aap parmaarth karna seekh jayenge to yeh aadat swayam hi chhoot jayegi.

GodFather
2nd July 2009, 10:05 PM
Shastron mein hastmaithun ke baare mein likha hai:

Hastmaithunam ghrinit karyam
Ch odnani kanya ati shreshthasya
Tuj muthmaar krityam, bhaj govindam
Balwaan shareeram, hriday praffulasya

arthat hastmaithun ek ghrinit karya hai jabki kisi kanya ki sudaai shreshth maani gayi hai. Atah: he maanav muthmaarna taj kar Govind ka bhajan karoge to shareer bhi balwaan hoga tatha hriday bhi praffulit rahega.

Vats Bhuvan, aisa prateet hota hai ki aap hastmaithun kala mein bahut paarangat ho chuke hein. Yadi maarni hi hai to doosron ki muth maaro, is-sey aapka shareer to balwaan rahega aap jo doosron ko sukh pradaan karenge, us sey aapko punya bhi milega. Jab aap parmaarth karna seekh jayenge to yeh aadat swayam hi chhoot jayegi.

Swami jee aapka ishara kis ki taraf hai idhar..kripya is vishay par prakash daley

Dengu
2nd July 2009, 10:39 PM
with India legalissing gay sex..suppose

Mithun and his gay lover doing it, its in mithun's arse, and midway in the act mithun in his trademark dancing style gives a jhatka dance shouting "oye":D

:roar::roar:

boyricky41
2nd July 2009, 11:19 PM
bhaiya shukr hai ki shabd sunte waqt hi yaad aata hai, karte waqt nahi :D

Karte huye yaad aayega to gaana ga lena

" I give my Dick ko Shower...."

:arabia:

leleram
12th January 2011, 04:41 PM
kya hath ki khaaj mitane ke liye hastmaithun karna uchit hai?

Mastikhor
12th January 2011, 04:49 PM
kya hath ki khaaj mitane ke liye hastmaithun karna uchit hai?

Jai ho lele pai :adore:

Aap to apney haath ki khujli mitane ke liye khod rahe hai

Kya thread khod ke nikala hai :roar:

leleram
12th January 2011, 04:52 PM
maharshi mastraam, biloo bhaiya, dhilla pehalwan, aadi mahapurusho ke vichar jan-na awashyak hai:yes:

Unglibaaz
12th January 2011, 06:31 PM
kya hath ki khaaj mitane ke liye hastmaithun karna uchit hai?

khaaj mitaane ke liye hastmaithun karna hai to vtex malham aur lotion saath mai rakhna...

waise hastmaithun karna sehat ke liye hastvardhak hai.

exams ke dino mai padai mai focus karne ke liye pahle apne pappu ko shaant karke hi padte the.. jab bhi sar uthata, ragad dete. is se badia padai hoti thi..

hastmaithun se aap achha likh pad sakte ho...bahut fayde hain.. gurujan batayenge.

Mastikhor
12th January 2011, 06:35 PM
exams ke dino mai padai mai focus karne ke liye pahle apne pappu ko shaant karke hi padte the.. jab bhi sar uthata, ragad dete. is se badia padai hoti thi..


:roar: :roar:

Jab bhi concentrate karna hota hai ... ee sasura jhat se khada ho jaata hai :blushing:

Dimaag ka saara ras niche chala jaata hai :o

Unglibaaz
12th January 2011, 06:37 PM
:roar: :roar:

Jab bhi concentrate karna hota hai ... ee sasura jhat se khada ho jaata hai :blushing:

Dimaag ka saara ras niche chala jaata hai :o

bhai jo ras nichay chala gaya, usko usi waqt nikaal do...

maine bahut achhe marks prapat kiye is method se. all credit goes to hastmaithun. kon kambakht kahta hai ki yeh buri balaa hai.

akelepan ka sathi :blushing:

raahul
17th March 2011, 08:24 PM
Aapke vichar kya hain? kYa isse sahreer par viprit parinaam hotey hain?

Kehte hain ki virya ka ek boond ek sekda khoon ki boondo se banta hain. To kya isey kshanik uttejna evam anand ke liye vyarth kharch karna uchit hain?

Kripya margdarshan karey


ye sahi hai ki veerya bahut keemti hota hai parantu is baat ka bhi dhyan rakhna hota hai ki uttejna ke kshno mei yedi ichhao ko dabaya jaye to wo jyada vinashkari hota hai aur vibhinn prakar ke maansik avsaad utpann kar sakta hai...isliye he mitr kabhi kabhi virya ko kharch karna laabhprad hota hai...
keep enjoying:tongue:

alibaba
17th March 2011, 08:29 PM
ye sahi hai ki veerya bahut keemti hota hai parantu is baat ka bhi dhyan rakhna hota hai ki uttejna ke kshno mei yedi ichhao ko dabaya jaye to wo jyada vinashkari hota hai aur vibhinn prakar ke maansik avsaad utpann kar sakta hai...isliye he mitr kabhi kabhi virya ko kharch karna laabhprad hota hai...
keep enjoying:tongue:

kya ho gaya hai aaj ki yuva peedhi ko. kisi bhi jagah pahunchte hi apne matlab ki cheeje dhoondhne lag jaate hain.:sad::sad:

raahul ji, is post par reply karne se pehle aap apna parichay dete to jyada accha hota:rolleyes:

ram ram
17th March 2011, 08:31 PM
che che che che che che che che che che che che che che che.............. RAHUL ji yeh umeed nahi thi

raahul
17th March 2011, 08:37 PM
che che che che che che che che che che che che che che che.............. RAHUL ji yeh umeed nahi thi


kya galat keh diya maine ramu ji....jo sabhi karte hai ussi ko thoda thoda sahi sabit karke kuchh santusht karna chah raha hai janab....

raahul
17th March 2011, 08:39 PM
kya ho gaya hai aaj ki yuva peedhi ko. kisi bhi jagah pahunchte hi apne matlab ki cheeje dhoondhne lag jaate hain.:sad::sad:

raahul ji, is post par reply karne se pehle aap apna parichay dete to jyada accha hota:rolleyes:
ye bhi keh sakte hai ki matlab ki chhez dhoondte dhoondte ...yahan pahuch gaya mai....aap mahanubhavo se vartalaap hua...aho bhagya mere

ram ram
17th March 2011, 08:41 PM
rahul ji pehle yeh batao aap bache umar mein kache hoo yaaa
pake hue aam hooo

lampat
17th March 2011, 09:28 PM
Hastmaithun: Khoob jamega rang jab mil baithenge teen yaar- mae , mera haath aur Baburao :D

leleram
18th March 2011, 12:36 AM
sathi hath badhana, 1 akela thak jayega, mil ke hath batana

ram ram
18th March 2011, 01:17 PM
bar bar haan , pelo yaar haan
***.d ki jeet hoooo hath ki haar haan
koi ***,d se jeet na pave , pele chalo ,pele chalo
Mit Jaave Jo Takraave, PEle Chalo
Bhale Ghor Andheraa Chhaave
pele Chalo, pele Chalo

Toot Gayi Jo mutthi ruki
Paanchon Mili jo tan Gaye lulli

Eka Badhta Hi Jaawe
pele Chalo, pelee Chalo

Unglibaaz
18th March 2011, 01:35 PM
hastmaithun karne ke tarikay bhi nayab hote hain... kabhi kisi ne condom pahan ke hastmaithun kia hai ??

Condom pahan kar bed par jab aap ragad karte ho to condom ka lubricated rubber, ling ki twachaa ke sath ragad khaakar saakshaat ch.oot ke andar hone ka ahsaas deta hai...aur fayda yeh bhi ki aap aap wahin condom ke andar hi maal chhod sakte ho... :ft3:

Dengu
18th March 2011, 06:45 PM
hastmaithun karne ke tarikay bhi nayab hote hain... kabhi kisi ne condom pahan ke hastmaithun kia hai ??

Condom pahan kar bed par jab aap ragad karte ho to condom ka lubricated rubber, ling ki twachaa ke sath ragad khaakar saakshaat ch.oot ke andar hone ka ahsaas deta hai...aur fayda yeh bhi ki aap aap wahin condom ke andar hi maal chhod sakte ho... :ft3:

ungli bhai ek baar bachpan mein hum gubbara chadha ke lulli se khel rahe the,,,,

malayi nikalne ke thek pehle gubaara phat gaya tha :sad:

PAPPU PAGER
19th March 2011, 12:07 AM
hum bhi kuch batavoonga :4::4:

Frequent masturbation and ejaculation stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. Excessive stimulation can result in over production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters such as acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin.


Abundant and unusually large amount of these hormones and neurotransmitters can cause the brain and adrenal glands to perform excessive dopamine-norepinephrine-epinephrine conversion and turn the brain and body functions to be extremely sympathetic. In other words, there is a big change of body chemistry when one excessively masturbates.

The side effects of such changes to the body include:

Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time
Lower back pain
Thinning hair / Hair Loss
Soft / Weak Erection
Premature Ejaculation
Eye floaters or fuzzy vision
Groin / Testicular Pain
Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone
Masturbation plays a big role in a normal sex life. Some of us discover it as children because it starts to feel so good between our legs. Others are shown by our friends. We continue to masturbate because it feels so good. It gets us ready for mature sexual relationships when we reach adulthood, and it helps us take care of those raging hormonal urges and surges when we are teenagers. Masturbation can enhance mature sexual relationships where two partners use it either as a prelude to other sexual activity, or as the main fare. And it keeps us going when relationships falter, such as when a partner is ill or away. It is a great equalizer in a relationship where one partner needs more sexual activity than the other.

How much is too much masturbation?

That depends but it's suggested men keep their ejaculation frequency down to 2-3 times a week. However, sexual activity can be experienced more often if men learn how to orgasm without ejaculation. Doing so can actually store bioenergy into your system and make your penis firmer, your erections last longer, and your ejaculate volume bigger.

Masturbation is a part of life and our sexual practices. In fact, most doctors recommend it, not only to improve sexual experiences but to also promote good general health. However, like most things in life, too much of a good thing can be bad. Excessive masturbation can lead to symptoms like stress, fatigue, and memory loss. In extreme cases, sufferers fall into the pitfalls of impotence and hair loss.

Yeda Anna
19th March 2011, 01:35 AM
iska matbal ganje bahut khudkhushi kartey hai :D

hence ,, dengu is bald :tongue:

Dengu
19th March 2011, 01:45 AM
:rolleyes:

Unglibaaz
30th August 2012, 08:11 PM
Muthh ka vichaar deemag mai aaya to is thread ka khayal aa gaya.. aaj hanste hue mithun ko rula dia fir se :001_rolleyes::001_rolleyes:

Fteecharprasad
3rd September 2012, 03:36 PM
Uchit - Anuchit to apna apna personal opinion hai, haan hastmauithun Samuchit zaroor nahi hai :D

Chaloo Charitra
3rd September 2012, 04:44 PM
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This is the Shloka for next Masturbation. Let us see where it ends before giving a verdickt