leleram
3rd April 2006, 06:12 PM
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked
up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man
looked, the old man was staring.
Finally the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer...never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."
up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, purple, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared and stared. Every time the young man
looked, the old man was staring.
Finally the young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old
timer...never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had
sex with a peacock. I was wondering if you were my son."