Kiraye Ka Makaan

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Ek sardar Rent pe Ghar lene gaya, Estate Agent ne usse ek Makaan dikhya
Makaan kuch purana tha aur jaise hi Agent ne darwaza khola toh sardar ne dekha andar bahut saare chuhe(Rats) ghoom rahen hai

Sardar : Toh boliye agent saab, Kiraya (Rent) Kitna hoga??
Agent : Bhai 250 rupaye honge
Sardar : Kahe ke 250, issme toh chuhe naach rahen hai
Agent : Toh 250 rupaye mein kya Bipasha nachegi

[Mahamuni]

Bhai mujhe yeh bataao ki agar Bipasha nachwaani ho to kitna dena padega.

Nice one junglee.

[Vishnoi]

Bhai mujhe yeh bataao ki agar Bipasha nachwaani ho to kitna dena padega.

Nice one junglee.
LDZ bhai agar aapko Bipasha basu ko TV per nachana hai to sabse pahle TV Cable ka monthly kiraya dena padega, aur ya Phir parde par nachana hai to Cinema hall ki Ticket leni padegi,aur agar Really me nachana hai to John Ibrahim se pucho mujhe nahi pata.
:taz:

[funnyfaridabadi]

:4: :4:

[God_Of_Death]

bipasha chaado aur dasso ki amrita arora naache gi kya....lol:laugh: