Voice Mail in Heaven.

[Narad Muni]

hi Friends enjoy,

Voice Mail in Heaven!

Imagine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven !!!

When you pray, you will get this response :

"Hi ,Thank you for calling Heaven .

If you want to speak to Lord Ganesha - Press 1.

For Lord Ayyappan - Press 2.

For Lord Krishna - Press 3 (Sorry, he is on Annual
leave now ).

For a Directory of other Gods'/Godess' - Press 4"

You press 1 , get connected to Ganeshji and hear the
following message:

"If you want to make a request - Press 5 .

For complaints - Press 6

For thanks giving - Press 7.

For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the
Customer Support Angel to talk to you .

If you would like to hear Naradji singing a Bhajan
while you are holding. Kripya Hold kare Narad jee Loundiya Thonkne gaye hai kuch hi der me vapas aane wale hai.


Press 9 "After a few minutes comes the following
message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once
today ; please hang up and try again tomorrow .

Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance,
please contact the priest of your local temple ."