April Fool

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Defence Attorney: What is your age?

Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defence Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch, on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes walking up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defence Attorney: Did you know him?

Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defence Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him?

Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband passed away some 30 years ago.

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defence Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defence Attorney: Why not?

Old Woman: Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defence Attorney: What happened next?

Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so excited that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"

Defence Attorney: Did he take you?

Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

[Don]

:hi_5: :hi_5: :hi_5:

[Mahamuni]

Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so excited that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!"


Now I am feeling excited and want to give you a positive but the same old spreading problem. I dont know when the admins will reduce this count of 10. So just giving your thread a rating of 5 stars.

[Mastikhor]

Kisi ki tharak ke saath aisa mazaak nahi karna chahiye

;)

[Champak]

:lol: :lol: :lol: Too good

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

is ki sazza mile gi barabar mile gi, ek bar nahi do baar mile gi who bi UCP mei.....to good bhai too good:lol: :lol: :lol:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Now I am feeling excited and want to give you a positive but the same old spreading problem. I dont know when the admins will reduce this count of 10. So just giving your thread a rating of 5 stars.

Shukriya bhai.. +ve is immaterial... The fact that you have commented on my post is a honour by itself

[leleram]

bhai, i had missed this one:blink:

gud post :toast:

[gabbar Singh]

good post bhai:)

[GodFather]

A very good on indeed.:hi_5:

[Admin]

Moving to Treasure :clap: