leleram
2nd February 2006, 03:04 PM
A sexy sardarni in New York went to a worldwide message centre to send a message to her mother in India. When a phirangi guy told her it would cost $100, she exclaimed:"I don't have that kind of money!
But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Punjab-India!"
The man arched an eyebrow and asked: "Anything?" Yes, anything!" promises the sardarni. With that, the man said: "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered: "Come in and close the door." She did.
He then said: "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said: "Unzip me." She did.
He said: "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.
The man closed his eyes and whispered: "Well...go ahead damn it !"
The Sardarni slowly brought her lips closer, and said loudly,
"Hello...Mummy-jee ?"
"How are you ??"
But I would do anything to get a message to my mother in Punjab-India!"
The man arched an eyebrow and asked: "Anything?" Yes, anything!" promises the sardarni. With that, the man said: "Follow me." He walked into the next room and ordered: "Come in and close the door." She did.
He then said: "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said: "Unzip me." She did.
He said: "Go ahead...take it out." She took it out and grabbed hold of it with both hands.
The man closed his eyes and whispered: "Well...go ahead damn it !"
The Sardarni slowly brought her lips closer, and said loudly,
"Hello...Mummy-jee ?"
"How are you ??"