some PJ's....(answer them)

[leleram]

Q2. In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How?

Q3. A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???

Q4. Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song.
The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!...
WHY ???

Q5. Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use bhookh lagti hai. So he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav leta hai.
jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki uski plate mein "jannat" likha hai.
To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska lecture attend karke aa raha hai! , us professor ka naam kya hai???

Q6. What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?

Q7. Question:Whatz a PJ ?
Answer: Obviously "a poor joke"
Question: Whatz a (P + i J)?
Answer: "complex poor joke"
But why don't people laugh on a "complex poor joke" ?



10. why there is no no. 1, 8 and no. 9???

[leleram]

2. The other 9 fish are crying.................

3. Automatically ( Auto-Mein-Takli).....

4. coz, they all started clapping !!!!

5. The answer is :Ishq Ki Chhaon.
Jinke "Sir" ho "Ishq ki Chhaon"
"Pav" ke neeche "Jannat" hogi....
Don't scratch ur head, this is a song from the film "Dil Se"

6. - HASINA !

7. Bcoz the joke part of it is imaginary.






10. becoz they were FT:tongue:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Accha hai Lele Bhai....

:lol: :lol:

[LASHKAR-E-THARKI]

good one lele bhai, achi collection hai....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[DreamWeaver]

10. becoz they were FT:tongue:

:lol::lol::lol:

:toast:

[GodFather]

10. becoz they were FT

Way to go Lele:lol: :lol: