Sunshine
6th February 2009, 04:38 PM
that we hated to hear..
1- Main tumhaare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon
Done to death and beyond, this dialogue has been used since the black and white era. Girls passed out all of a sudden or ran to the loo to puke. Then screamed to themselves saying ,‘nahin yeh nahi ho sakta‘. The mothers , on catching them puking questioned,‘ kahan mooh kala kar aayi hai karamjali? Kahan leke ghoomegi is paap ko? :D
Pat came the reply from the impregnated girl,‘ma , yeh mera paap nahi, pyar hai...blah blah blah.
So please let the pyar bloom, we said.
2- Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodh do
Why did the girls wanted to be left to the gods? We‘re still wondering. Each time a villain pounced on them, they pledged ,‘bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodh do. The villain used to aptly reply, ‘toh mera kya hoga rani?
Main kahin mooh dikhane layak nahi rahoongi, the girl would carry on. Our Hema Malini took this to another level.
In one film she said , ‘chhodh do mujhe , mere pati aa jayenge! The nation wondered with tongues in cheeks.
So was it okay to rape her if her hubby wasn‘t coming. Someone please figure this out ;)
Then as defense, the girl would pull a knife out of an apple from the fruit basket and threaten to kill the villain saying, mere paas nahi aana varna, varna...and once the villain drew near, she would stab herself. So much so for self defense.
3- Kutte, main tera khoon pee jaoonga
So as if water, tea and aerated drinks disappeared from the face of the earth. The hero was after the villain‘s blood.
And when the heroes were unable to hunt down the ‘goonda‘ , they would yell their lungs out saying ,‘kameene agar maa ka doodh piya hai toh bahar aa‘.
Whose milk would the villain drink otherwise? Please answer us.
The sentence, hardly completed, would stir up the villain‘s emotions and he would jump down from somewhere and land safely on his two feet.
A massive fight would take place. One shot (even in the arm), the villain would kick the bucket. The hero however would survive zillions of shots.
Everyone hooted.
4- Rakhee‘s eternal dialogues
The bells in the temple would swing violently each time she went up to the idol and begged for her dying son‘s life in the hospital.
She would take off,‘ Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahi maanga bhagwan. Agar aaj tune mere bete ki jaan nahi bachai, toh mera tumse vishwas uth jayega!
Tum mere liye ek patthar ka tukda bankar reh jaoge‘. God was so scared, he quickly infused life into her dying son. She wiped her tears and galloped away.
Then in one film she literally held the bells and swung around like Tarzan did from tree to tree.
The Pandit ji was so worried, he asked, ‘kya hua Durga bahen? Ghantiyaan kyu baja rahi ho?
She gained composure and replied,‘ kyuki Pandit ji, ghantiyaan toh...bajane ke liye hi hoti hai na?
The guy passed out. So did we.
Her one liners:
a- Mere Karan Arjun aayenge, dharti ka seena cheer ke aayenge
b- Mere Ram Lakhan aayenge
c- Mere Shyam Ghanshyam aayenge
5- The accident prone Nirupa Roy
And who can forget Nirupa Roy utter the same line each time she gained consciousness after an accident?
Doctor saab, mujhe kuch dikhayi kyu nahi de raha hai ? Doctor saab, meri aankhon ki roshni? Followed by an emotional outburst. Melodrama began from there.
6- Here‘s more:
a- Tumne hamari naak katwa di (Shrupnakha bana diya kya??Get a nosejob!)
b- Mera aashirwaad sada tumhare saath hai (Aashirwaad was always the name of Ashok Kumar‘s bungalow)
c- Tum bhi toh mere bete jaise ho (Which means, I need shelter, my son will put me in an old age home)
d- Tumne mujhe kahin ka nahi chhodha (Take the highway, you‘ll go places)
e- Tum haath mooh dho lo, main khaana parosti hoon (As if he asked for booty first-the way to a man‘s groin/salary in through the stomach)
f- Maine tumhare liye apne haathon se kheer banayi hai ( C‘mon, baaki log paer se banate hain kya??? )
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1- Main tumhaare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon
Done to death and beyond, this dialogue has been used since the black and white era. Girls passed out all of a sudden or ran to the loo to puke. Then screamed to themselves saying ,‘nahin yeh nahi ho sakta‘. The mothers , on catching them puking questioned,‘ kahan mooh kala kar aayi hai karamjali? Kahan leke ghoomegi is paap ko? :D
Pat came the reply from the impregnated girl,‘ma , yeh mera paap nahi, pyar hai...blah blah blah.
So please let the pyar bloom, we said.
2- Bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodh do
Why did the girls wanted to be left to the gods? We‘re still wondering. Each time a villain pounced on them, they pledged ,‘bhagwan ke liye mujhe chhodh do. The villain used to aptly reply, ‘toh mera kya hoga rani?
Main kahin mooh dikhane layak nahi rahoongi, the girl would carry on. Our Hema Malini took this to another level.
In one film she said , ‘chhodh do mujhe , mere pati aa jayenge! The nation wondered with tongues in cheeks.
So was it okay to rape her if her hubby wasn‘t coming. Someone please figure this out ;)
Then as defense, the girl would pull a knife out of an apple from the fruit basket and threaten to kill the villain saying, mere paas nahi aana varna, varna...and once the villain drew near, she would stab herself. So much so for self defense.
3- Kutte, main tera khoon pee jaoonga
So as if water, tea and aerated drinks disappeared from the face of the earth. The hero was after the villain‘s blood.
And when the heroes were unable to hunt down the ‘goonda‘ , they would yell their lungs out saying ,‘kameene agar maa ka doodh piya hai toh bahar aa‘.
Whose milk would the villain drink otherwise? Please answer us.
The sentence, hardly completed, would stir up the villain‘s emotions and he would jump down from somewhere and land safely on his two feet.
A massive fight would take place. One shot (even in the arm), the villain would kick the bucket. The hero however would survive zillions of shots.
Everyone hooted.
4- Rakhee‘s eternal dialogues
The bells in the temple would swing violently each time she went up to the idol and begged for her dying son‘s life in the hospital.
She would take off,‘ Aaj tak maine tumse kuch nahi maanga bhagwan. Agar aaj tune mere bete ki jaan nahi bachai, toh mera tumse vishwas uth jayega!
Tum mere liye ek patthar ka tukda bankar reh jaoge‘. God was so scared, he quickly infused life into her dying son. She wiped her tears and galloped away.
Then in one film she literally held the bells and swung around like Tarzan did from tree to tree.
The Pandit ji was so worried, he asked, ‘kya hua Durga bahen? Ghantiyaan kyu baja rahi ho?
She gained composure and replied,‘ kyuki Pandit ji, ghantiyaan toh...bajane ke liye hi hoti hai na?
The guy passed out. So did we.
Her one liners:
a- Mere Karan Arjun aayenge, dharti ka seena cheer ke aayenge
b- Mere Ram Lakhan aayenge
c- Mere Shyam Ghanshyam aayenge
5- The accident prone Nirupa Roy
And who can forget Nirupa Roy utter the same line each time she gained consciousness after an accident?
Doctor saab, mujhe kuch dikhayi kyu nahi de raha hai ? Doctor saab, meri aankhon ki roshni? Followed by an emotional outburst. Melodrama began from there.
6- Here‘s more:
a- Tumne hamari naak katwa di (Shrupnakha bana diya kya??Get a nosejob!)
b- Mera aashirwaad sada tumhare saath hai (Aashirwaad was always the name of Ashok Kumar‘s bungalow)
c- Tum bhi toh mere bete jaise ho (Which means, I need shelter, my son will put me in an old age home)
d- Tumne mujhe kahin ka nahi chhodha (Take the highway, you‘ll go places)
e- Tum haath mooh dho lo, main khaana parosti hoon (As if he asked for booty first-the way to a man‘s groin/salary in through the stomach)
f- Maine tumhare liye apne haathon se kheer banayi hai ( C‘mon, baaki log paer se banate hain kya??? )
Chip in some of your favourites.