men are dogs

[Soni Kudi]

I broke up with my fiance:cry1::angry:

[KaamDev]

Mujhe dookh hua ye jaankar

[Mastikhor]

Bhow bhow :D

[greatalok]

Sad, Let us know when you patch up :)

[mastraam]

Koi gull nai SK ji, duniyaa mein bewakoofon ki kami nahi hai,aapko koi aur mil jaayegaa. par maan-na padegaa ki ye bhai kaafi samajhdaar nikle :p

[abhi10aug]

yeh to bahut bada julm hai ek komal naari pe.. par ek naari hi dossri ki dusman hoti hai..kahin ?????

[GodFather]

yeh to bahut bada julm hai ek komal naari pe.. par ek naari hi dossri ki dusman hoti hai..kahin ?????

Its really sad to hear that..


What are you implying abhi that SK is ....different type

[abhi10aug]

arey nahin GF saab..SK ke priyatam ko koi aur ladki le uddi..

[Admin]

I would recommend not to discuss personal matters on an online forum. You should try to patch up mutually or consult your real life friends/family members.

Just a friendly advise :)

[dengu]

Koi gull nai SK ji, duniyaa mein bewakoofon ki kami nahi hai,aapko koi aur mil jaayegaa. par maan-na padegaa ki ye bhai kaafi samajhdaar nikle :p

nahi,,,uski kismat achhi nikli :D

joke apart,,,SK meeku dukh hua sun kar ,waise kya ye sach hai :confused:

[aaichaagho]

I would recommend not to discuss personal matters on an online forum. You should try to patch up mutually or consult your real life friends/family members.

Just a friendly advise :)

:dito::dito:

Well said.

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Sk is Single and ready to mingle, Kaun ttha woh??

[dengu]

Sk is Single and ready to mingle, Kaun ttha woh??

come to me baby lets sing a jingle :D

[abhi10aug]

SK dengu ke paas mat jaana....yeh rog failane main maharath haasil rakhte hain...

waise SK tum ladki ho??

[abhi10aug]

yeh SK ka signature hai ..

A Man without Woman, is like a Statue without Pigeons..

man = statue , woman = pigeon

and we all know what Pigeons do on statue..so why a man will like to make his life shiTTY...

[BILOO PEHALWAN]

At phirst I nutt undershtanding anythings, Now I phully undershtanding thish matter, shome mein doing SK doggy ishtyle and the mens breaking, SK not getting shatishfied thatsh why cryying.

Yuu should nutt doing doggy ishtyle, inphact you should nutt bieng doing at all, one should hab phull contruol

[mastraam]

At phirst I nutt undershtanding anythings, Now I phully undershtanding thish matter, shome mein doing SK doggy ishtyle and the mens breaking, SK not getting shatishfied thatsh why cryying.

Yuu should nutt doing doggy ishtyle, inphact you should nutt bieng doing at all, one should hab phull contruol

Admin unkil ne sahi salaah di thi SK ku...:rofl:

[phutikismat]

At phirst I nutt undershtanding anythings, Now I phully undershtanding thish matter, shome mein doing SK doggy ishtyle and the mens breaking, SK not getting shatishfied thatsh why cryying.

Yuu should nutt doing doggy ishtyle, inphact you should nutt bieng doing at all, one should hab phull contruol


Dear Friends, Please pardon Pehalwanji for his poor english, I will personally explain to him, what exactly is the matter.

Soni Kudi, We are very sorry to hear that, May be he was just not made for you, Hope you get a better person in life, Our best wishes

[dengu]

At phirst I nutt undershtanding anythings, Now I phully undershtanding thish matter, shome mein doing SK doggy ishtyle and the mens breaking, SK not getting shatishfied thatsh why cryying.

Yuu should nutt doing doggy ishtyle, inphact you should nutt bieng doing at all, one should hab phull contruol
:roar::roar:
Admin unkil ne sahi salaah di thi SK ku...:rofl:

lekin jaisa jaante hain ki aurat ki buddhi kahan hoti hai;) ghutne mein:D

[mastraam]

Men are dogs: Some views (might be repeat)

(A)

Why men prefer to have a dog rather than a wife:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

If you really want to find out who loves you the most, trying locking your dog and your wife in the trunk and see who is glad to see you when you let them out.

[mastraam]

Men are dogs: Some views (might be repeat)
(B)

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN MEN
Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

Dogs miss you when you're gone.

You never wonder whether your dog is good enough for you.

Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong.

Dogs don't brag about whom they have slept with.

Dogs don't criticize your friends.

Dogs admit when they're jealous.

Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and then never laugh at how you throw).

Dogs are happy with any video you choose to rent, because they know the most important thing is that you're together.

Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence.

You can train a dog.

Dogs are already in touch with their inner puppies.

You are never suspicious of your dog's dreams.

Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous.

The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas. (OK, the *really* worst disease you can get from them is rabies, but there's a vaccine for it, and you get to kill the one that gives it to you.)

Dogs understand what "no" means.

Dogs don't need therapy to undo their bad socialization.

Dogs don't make a practice of killing their own species.

Dogs understand if some of their friends cannot come inside.

Dogs think you are a culinary genius.

You can house train a dog.

You can force a dog to take a bath.

Dogs don't correct your stories.

Middle-aged dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner.

Dogs aren't threatened by a woman with short hair.

Dogs aren't threatened by two women with short hair.

Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving.

Dogs don't step on the imaginary brake.

Dogs admit it when they're lost.

Dogs don't weigh down your purse with their stuff.

Dogs do not care whether you shave your legs.

Dogs take care of their own needs.

Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do.

Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Dogs are nice to your relatives.

[mastraam]

Men are dogs: Some views (might be repeat)

(C)

Q- Is it true that all men are dogs?

A-All men are not dogs. Actually, it would be great if they were because dogs are kind, protective, cuddly, handsome, smart, playful, loyal, and unconditionally loving. If all men were dogs, this world would be a wonderful place. Unfortunately, some men are men, not dogs.

May I make a suggestion: Don’t worry about the man. Get a dog. The dog may lead you to the man.

You admit you are stumbling around looking for love. Have you ever thought of visiting the nearest animal shelter instead of surfing onto Match.com? Why peruse digital mug shots of men who claim to have the whaler in their souls (yeesh, what a blubbery line), when you can look into the eyes of doggies. They have the high-spirited wailer in their souls. Shelter dogs are ready, willing, and emotionally available to come home with you.

A dog leads you out from behind the computer and into the real world, where there are all sorts of possibilities, including romance. A dog gives you companionship that makes you feel less alone in the world. A dog does wonders for the soul -- the whole soul, not the whaler soul.

Joan, there’s a classic cartoon that shows two dogs sitting at a computer. One comments to the other, “On the Internet, no one knows you’re a dog.” Be careful about Internet dating. Keep your distance and your sense of humor. Don’t build fantasies in cyberspace. Get to know someone in person before you attach too much significance to anything they write about themselves.

Remember, you’re looking for a man who treats you with respect -- and loves you like a dog. ;)

[dengu]

saala mastraam to "KOOKURSODI" mein bhi visharad lagta hai :confused:

[mastraam]

pencil yaad nahin tumhe?..:D

[abhi10aug]

mastraam ji.. yeh sab compile kar do..kitaab nikal lo...chetan bhagat ki watt lag jayegi

[DarkLord]

SK maine to tumhe pahele hi bola tha

send me PM when you are free. i will call you

[GodFather]

SK maine to tumhe pahele hi bola tha

send me PM when you are free. i will call you

Gai nay chara khaaya nahin aur yeh lagey dahi bhechney.

[mastraam]

SK maine to tumhe pahele hi bola tha

send me PM when you are free. i will call you

Kya bolaa thaa? :confused:

[DhOluRaM]

Seriously you should not have mentioned your tragic event here because everyone's foaming at the mouth to show off their comedic "genius" ....... I would suggest that you throw away any reminders of that fool and occupy your mind with other things for a few weeks :)

[dengu]

Seriously you should not have mentioned your tragic event here because everyone's foaming at the mouth to show off their comedic "genius" ....... I would suggest that you throw away any reminders of that fool and occupy your mind with other things for a few weeks :)

:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[abhi10aug]

poora samaaj ek ladki ke peeche pagla gaya hai..

[dengu]

poora samaaj ek ladki ke peeche pagla gaya hai..

Billo bhaiya ke AKHADE ka entarance exam hone wala hai,,,form bhar ke jama kar de :D

[abhi10aug]

issi pe ek sawaal maccharon ki kushti kaisi hoti hogi? dengu bhai kucch roshni dalogey ispe?

[dengu]

issi pe ek sawaal maccharon ki kushti kaisi hoti hogi? dengu bhai kucch roshni dalogey ispe?

lo bhai daal diya ....http://www.fundoozone.com/forums/group.php?groupid=2

[jhoomroo]

sk ka koi fiance tha???

ya sub fz ke men ka reaction dekhne ka bahana tha...is liye to 4 lafz likh ker khamosh hai...

agar sach me fiance bhag gaya hai,shukr hai ab bhag gaya baad me bhagta to???soch lo woh tumhare kabil nahi tha...aur ladki 4 galiya'n deti aur celebrate kerti...jaan ch**ti lakho'n paye...(lakh men nahi...):)

jao naye kapde khari do, naye hair style se bal set ker lo...apni khoobsurti ko aur nikharo...aur naye bf ko sath le ke uss ke samne romance ka drama karo, tapao, jalao, bhoonao...

mujhe faltu me rai dena pasand nahi,lekin sahi rai hai...

[Mastikhor]

sk ka koi fiance tha???

ya sub fz ke men ka reaction dekhne ka bahana tha...is liye to 4 lafz likh ker khamosh hai...



Yeh chori yahan sab ko jalaney aati hai :rolleyes:

[Soni Kudi]

sk ka koi fiance tha???

ya sub fz ke men ka reaction dekhne ka bahana tha...is liye to 4 lafz likh ker khamosh hai...
You are partially correct, but the fact remains that i am single and looking now.


agar sach me fiance bhag gaya hai,shukr hai ab bhag gaya baad me bhagta to???soch lo woh tumhare kabil nahi tha...aur ladki 4 galiya'n deti aur celebrate kerti...jaan ch**ti lakho'n paye...(lakh men nahi...):)

exactly my feelings


jao naye kapde khari do, naye hair style se bal set ker lo...apni khoobsurti ko aur nikharo...aur naye bf ko sath le ke uss ke samne romance ka drama karo, tapao, jalao, bhoonao...

mujhe faltu me rai dena pasand nahi,lekin sahi rai hai...

I am not ready for serious relationship as of now


thank you for replying jhoomroo ji, you are a nice chap:)

[jhoomroo]

mere khayal se jub hum ek se bandh jate hain to bohot se aur kabil friends ki achhaiya'n nazar-andaz kerte hain,isliye purane friends se milna,naye friends banana zaroori hai,warna depression ho jayega...kahin aisa na ho ki aap kunwari hi reh jayen...

[Soni Kudi]

jhoomroo ji, thank you for your concern, i am not depressed, infact i am planning for vaccations to unwind myself and start all over again:)

[Laundebaaz]

Sk is Single and ready to mingle, Kaun ttha woh??



laundebaazi ke poore poore asaar nazar aa rahey hein.

[Laundebaaz]

poora samaaj ek ladki ke peeche pagla gaya hai..



bhai bahut badi galatfehmi ka shikar ho gaye ho tum