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leleram
24th January 2009, 08:26 PM
Braeking news on India TV by our fundoo reporters TGHL and Mastraam, this was telecasted in chatbox at around 4PM today, Start reading from bottom


<dengu> in short===== machhar ne INDIA TV ki maiyya sod di
<mastraam> Osama bin laaden yedaa ki talaash mein!!!1
<dengu> ab yeda apni laal hui g@ndiya uchaal uchaal ke afgaanistaan ki gufao main chupne ko bhaag raha hai
<dengu> editors guild main ek female editor ka dil yeda ki g@ndiya pe aaya !!!
<mastraam> aur is taraj is TV channel ki dhukh bharee kahaani chaltee jaa rahi hai...
<mastraam> Yedaa ki gandi g@@nd ki photo dikhaa ashleeltaa pahilaane ke jurm mein India TV agale 5 saal ke liye Ban!!
<TG:HL> Yede ne tilmila ke India TV par apni gandiya ki tasveer bheji
<TG:HL> Machchar ne gusse mein Yeda Anna ki Gandiya mein jor se kaata
<TG:HL> TG:HL kamandal utha ke Himalaya ki kandaraon ki orr jaate hue dekhe gaye
<mastraam> mastraam padhne waalon se lekhak ki appeal hai ki is machchar se bachne mein uski sahaayataa ki jaaye...
<mastraam> mastraam machchar se apni g@ndiya bachaane ki taiyaari mein jute...
<mastraam> ab wo Pune ki udaan par hai..jahaan uskaa iraadaa TG:HL ki g@@nd laal karne ka hai..
<mastraam> apne baare mein FZ par charchaa hote dekh machchar ko aayaa gusaa..
<dengu> abe dono ne din main hi dhakel li kya
<mastraam> Ram gopal verma banaayenge is machchar ke jeevan par film!!
<TG:HL> Ram Gopal Verma ka Lucknow daura
<TG:HL> Dengu ne nav nirvachit Ameriki Rashtrapati shri obama se rahat ki bheekh maangi
<TG:HL> Lucknow ki sabhi bina panty wali ladkiyaan bahujan samajwadi party mein shamil
<mastraam> !!Khooni machchar kaa aatank!!
<TG:HL> aaj raat 10 baje Sansani
<TG:HL> Panty banane wali sabhi companiyaan kangaal ... share market ek baar phir utaar par
<mastraam> Ladkiyon ki sthiti behad kharaab,,,ek taraf vahashi machchar kaa khatraa,,,doosri taraf jalan kaa khauf...

<TG:HL> Campounder Hasth Maithun karte hue pakde gaye
<mastraam> Ambumani Ramodass ne ladkiyon se appeal ki ki vo panty na pahnein...
<TG:HL> police ko TG:HL ki talaash
<mastraam> kitne hi doctor raaton-raat karodpati bane..
<TG:HL> TG:HL underground
<mastraam> stri rog visheshgyon ki chaandi...
<mastraam> par mirchi ke ras se ladkiyon ki apni shuut mein jalan ki shikaayat..
<TG:HL> G@@nd mein mobile daalne se pehle mobile to vibrator mode mein kar le aur TG:HL tatha mastraam ko soochit karen taaki ghanti maari jaa sake
<mastraam> TG:HL ki company ne kapde mein mirchon ka ras milaana shuru kiyaa,,,jis-se ye khooni machchar ghabraa jaaye..
<TG:HL> aur machchardaani bhedan prakriya ka gyaan arjit kiya
<mastraam> aapko agar ye khooni machchar kahin dikhey...tou mobile ph se dial karein 00998875677 aur fir mobile apni g@@nd mein daal lein..
<TG:HL> Dengu ne videshi takneek apnayi
<mastraam> Uttar pradesh ki CBCID is khooni machchar ki talaash mein hai..
<TG:HL> dengu ko sheeghra giraftaar kiya jayega
<mastraam> TG:HL ki company machchardaani se bani panty baazaar mein utaarne ki firaaq mein...
<TG:HL> Mayawati sarkaar ka Lehenga karmchari sangh ko ashwasan ...
<mastraam> salwaar ke naade ke daamon mein bhaari badhat..
<TG:HL> Lehenga*
<mastraam> lehnga kaarigar bhukhmari ki kagaar par pahunche..
<TG:HL> Lehna banane wali companiyon ke karmchari sadak par
<TG:HL> Lucknow ki ladkiyon ne chudidaar pehen na shuru kiya ... Lehenge ki bikri thami
<mastraam> police waalon ki neend aur chain haraam..
<TG:HL> Mayavi Machchar ka atyachaar
<TG:HL> Lahoo ke wo do boond
<mastraam> Lucknow ki ladkiyaan ji rahi hain aatank ke SAAYE mein..
<mastraam> machchar kne kiyaa balaatkaar...
<TG:HL> aaj kal dengu lehnge ke ander ghuss ke kaat raha hai ... India TV !!!

dengu
24th January 2009, 08:29 PM
abe ye aadhi-adhoori report hai :(

leleram
24th January 2009, 08:31 PM
abe ye aadhi-adhoori report hai :(

bhaiya ye live feed nahi hai, editing ke baad main news chepi hai:D

Laundebaaz
25th January 2009, 09:08 PM
jai ho, jai ho..............................TC stuff

peluram
9th February 2009, 11:18 AM
are ye to batao ki raju bhai ko moderatoro ne kyo ban kar diya. uska fz log in nahi ho raha hai.

mastraam
9th February 2009, 11:35 AM
abe ye aadhi-adhoori report hai :(

:dito: :dito:

CB se archives uthaane ki kyaa zaroorat thi..humse kahte..hum is-se bhi bakshodnaak report taiyaar kar dete...:rolleyes:

abhi10aug
10th February 2009, 03:21 PM
leleram ne dengu aur mstraam ki niji zindagi main dakhal daalne ka kaam kiyaa hai.. they need privacy even on chatbox :lmao:

mastraam
10th February 2009, 03:26 PM
leleram ne dengu aur mstraam ki niji zindagi main dakhal daalne ka kaam kiyaa hai.. they need privacy even on chatbox :lmao:

chup!!!! warnaa Dengu 10 Aug ke pehle hi kaat legaa..:mad:

abhi10aug
10th February 2009, 03:34 PM
chup!!!! warnaa Dengu 10 Aug ke pehle hi kaat legaa..:mad:

dengu macchar hi to hai... par tumhara avtaaar dekh kar mujhe pata chal gaya ki usne tumhein kahaan kaata hai..

mastraam
10th February 2009, 03:50 PM
jisko wahaan pe khujli na ho..use naamard kahaa jaataa hai...:D
Abhi ko "wahaan" pe khujli nahi hoti...:D

abhi10aug
10th February 2009, 03:53 PM
avtaar main khujli jaisa kucch nahin lagaa..mujhe to koi nirikshana karta huaa laga..ab woh macchar ke kaate ka thaa , yaa kisi cheez ki upasthiti kaa.. yeh to nirikshana karne waala jaane..

haan par aisi khujli aap ko hi mubarak..

dengu
10th February 2009, 07:39 PM
avtaar main khujli jaisa kucch nahin lagaa..mujhe to koi nirikshana karta huaa laga..ab woh macchar ke kaate ka thaa , yaa kisi cheez ki upasthiti kaa.. yeh to nirikshana karne waala jaane..

haan par aisi khujli aap ko hi mubarak..

abhi bhai ,,,ek shehar ke ho ,,isliye ek fokat ki advice bole to salaah...


jab tak kisi baat mein confirm naa ho,,tab tak beech mein koodne ka nahi,WARNA YAHI NAZM GAO GE KI ,,"YE FZ HAI,,YAHAN KA NIZAAM ULTA HA,,,JO BEECH MEIN KOODA BINA SOOCHE WO BANA PELURAAM,,,MADRAASI HAKEEM KA SHUKRA HAI WARNA SILTI KAISE G@@ND ,,SILAYI JISNE KARAYI USKO HAMARA SALAAM,,,AAISI HARKATO SE YE KARAATI HAI SAIR BBR KI,AUR SHAYAD ISI LIYE HOTI HAI LAHOO-LUHAAN,,,,BBR ITNI SHAREEFAA CHEEZ HAI FUNDOO, KI YAHAN AAKE HAR KOI JHUKTA HAI SUBAH-O-SHAAM" :yes:

mastraam
10th February 2009, 07:44 PM
abhi bhai ,,,ek shehar ke ho ,,isliye ek fokat ki advice bole to salaah...


jab tak kisi baat mein confirm naa ho,,tab tak beech mein koodne ka nahi,WARNA YAHI NAZM GAO GE KI ,,"YE FZ HAI,,YAHAN KA NIZAAM ULTA HA,,,JO BEECH MEIN KOODA BINA SOOCHE WO BANA PELURAAM,,,MADRAASI HAKEEM KA SHUKRA HAI WARNA SILTI KAISE G@@ND ,,SILAYI JISNE KARAYI USKO HAMARA SALAAM,,,AAISI HARKATO SE YE KARAATI HAI SAIR BBR KI,AUR SHAYAD ISI LIYE HOTI HAI LAHOO-LUHAAN,,,,BBR ITNI SHAREEFAA CHEEZ HAI FUNDOO, KI YAHAN AAKE HAR KOI JHUKTA HAI SUBAH-O-SHAAM" :yes:

:dito:

waise nazm ki achchi maiyaa ki hai..:D

abhi10aug
10th February 2009, 11:50 PM
abhi bhai ,,,ek shehar ke ho ,,isliye ek fokat ki advice bole to salaah...


jab tak kisi baat mein confirm naa ho,,tab tak beech mein koodne ka nahi




leleram ne dengu aur mstraam ki niji zindagi main dakhal daalne ka kaam kiyaa hai.. they need privacy even on chatbox

dengu baba maine bhi wohi kahaa thaa..par mastraam bhai humko huul dene lage to hum kaa karein...

dengu
11th February 2009, 03:53 PM
dengu baba maine bhi wohi kahaa thaa..par mastraam bhai humko huul dene lage to hum kaa karein...

mastraam ko hurrrrr dete hain ..kya khayaal hai ;)