Eshtyle Raja
28th March 2006, 08:10 PM
Interviewer: Mr. Verma, Can u tell me, what is inheritance.
Mr. Verma : (Embarrassed by this simple question) When U make love to
ur wife and she bears a child, that is Inheritance.
Interviewer was a thorough professional and was not disturbed by
Mr. Verma's reply. But he wanted to have some fun.
Interviewer: Then what is Multiple Inheritance?
Mr. Verma : When U and ur neighbour make love with ur wife and ur wife
bears a single child, that is multiple inheritance.
Interviewer: What is Virtual Function?
Mr. Verma: When ur neighbour makes love with ur wife and u assume
that, the child is urs.
Interviewer:! What is Pure Virtual Function?
Mr. Verma: When u r impotent and still ur wife bears a child.
Mr. Verma : (Embarrassed by this simple question) When U make love to
ur wife and she bears a child, that is Inheritance.
Interviewer was a thorough professional and was not disturbed by
Mr. Verma's reply. But he wanted to have some fun.
Interviewer: Then what is Multiple Inheritance?
Mr. Verma : When U and ur neighbour make love with ur wife and ur wife
bears a single child, that is multiple inheritance.
Interviewer: What is Virtual Function?
Mr. Verma: When ur neighbour makes love with ur wife and u assume
that, the child is urs.
Interviewer:! What is Pure Virtual Function?
Mr. Verma: When u r impotent and still ur wife bears a child.