Ganguly and Chappel - In Court Room

[Admin]

This is court scene from DAMINI

SUNNY DEOL ----- JAGMOHAN DALMIYA

DAMINI ----- SAURAV GANGULY

CHADDHA ------ GREG CHAPPEL

RISHI KAPOOR --- SACHIN TENDULKAR

DRIVER ----- LAKSHMAN

INSPECTOR ----- DRAVID]

Dalmiya: pehli tarikh me gaya ki ganguly chalak hai...strategy bana sakta hai..captaincy kar sakta hai.

..aur ab mr chappel keh rahe hai ki ganguly paagal ho gaya hai...

....agar to ganguly chalak hai to wo pagal nahi ho sakta

...aur agar wo pagal hai to wo chalak nahi ho sakta

... Isliye mai greg chappel se anurodh karunga ki pehle theek theek bataye

... ki ganguly pagal hai ya chalak...taki mai apna defence tayyar kar saku

Chappel: Mai pehle bhi keh chuka hun judge sahab ki ganguly gira hua aadmi hai..

Dalmiya: Gire hue wo log hote hai jo apni country ki team chhodke dusri team ko coaching dete hai..

Gire hue wo log hote hai jo ek acchi khasi team me difference paida karte hai

Gire hue wo log hote hai jo team ke captain ko vice captain se ladate hai..

Chappel: Judge sahab,Ganguly ke khilaf mai apne gawah pehle hi pesh kar chuka hun..

Dalmiya: Aur mai unhi gawaho se kuch sawal puchne ki izazat chahunga...

[JUDGE GIVES PERMISSION.1st WITNESS IS LAKSHMAN]

Dalmiya: Haan to lakshman..ye batao team me koi groupism nahi hai...

lakshman: nahi nahi..hum log to saath saath khelte hai...

Dalmiya: matlab tum aur ganguly saath saath khelte ho...

lakshman: nahi..mai to hamesha dravid ki team me rehata .....

Dalmiya: par abhi to tum keh rahe the ki koi groupism nahi hai..

[LAKSHMAN LOOKS TOWARDS CHAPPEL.CHAPPEL IS VERY FURIOUS]

Dalmiya : Chappel sahab ..aap lakshman pe chhillana chahte honge...nahi kuch badbad keh rahe the to mujhe laga..

Dalmiya: mere agle gawah hai rahul dravid..chappel sahab aap dhyan dijiye...

Dalmiya: to ye batiye..jabganguly 262 ball me century banate hai to sab slow khelne ka aarop lagate hai..

...aur jab aap 237 ball khelke 98 banate hai to team me koi kuch nahi bolta...

Dravid: A...j....b....j

Dalmiya:A...j...b...j.. chappel sahab apko a...j...b...j ki bhasha aati hai...khair aapko to pehle hi kuch sunai deta hai

....sach to yeh hai ki team ganguly ki captaincy se jalti hai...log ganguly ko team se nikalwana chhte hai..

... aur ye sach sabit arne ke liye mai ganguly ke opening partner sachin ko bulana chaunga

Dalmiya: Sachin..aap ganguly se bahut pyar karte hai

Sachin: [WITH SHYNESS]....Aaila...haa karta hu....bahut pyar karta hu

Dalmiya: Dekha judge sahab...sachin ganguly se pyar...mera malab hai bahut pyar karta hai...ye aur baat hai ki wo ye baat

muskura ke bhi keh sakta tha

Haanto yeh batiye...usdin dressing room me jab ganguly aur chappel ka jhagda chal rah tha...

Sachin: aaila..aisa kuch nahi hua tha

Dalmiya: iskamatlab ganguly jhuth bol raha hai..wo paagal hai use paagalkhane bhej diya jaana chahiye

Sachin:aaila...maine aisa kab kaha

Dalmiya: nahi ,chappel sahab aap sahi the ..ganguly gira hua aadmi hai...

Sachin: ae dalmiya....

Ganguly: dalmiyaji idhar aaiye...aapko koi hak nahi banta mere pati...mera matlab hai partner.. se aise bat karne ka

Dalmiya:Tum apne aapko samajhte kya ho...team ke captain ho matlab mujhe kharid liya..

Sachin: ae dalmiya...chal hata hata..

Dalmiya:[whistles]..dekha judge sahab ..in dono ki jodi me kitna pyar hai...jo aise najuk mauke pe bhi ek dusre ka saath

de rahe hai

Chappel:Judge sahab..meri to samajh me nahi aa raha ye opening jodi ka pyar dikhake saabit kya karna chahte hai..

Dalmiya:kuch nahi......sachin ..mai ye case chhod raha hoo..out of form ganguly ko is samay mujhse jyada tumhari jaroorat hai

[CHAPPEL REALISES THAT HE MAY LOOSE THE CASE...]

Chappel:j udge sahab...abhi abhii ashes ki news mili...england ne australia ko hara diya hai...mere sine me joro ka

heart attack aaya hai..court se gujarish hai ki wo agli taarikh de de

dalmiya: tarikh pe tarikh pe tarikh...pehli tarikh pe kaha gaya ki ganguly ka form temporay hai..aur dusri tarikh le li gayi

...dusri tarikh me kaha gaya ki ganguly paagal ho gaya hai aur captaincy karne ke layak nahi hai..

... agli tarikh tak mai board president se hat jaunga...aur uske bad ganguly pe match fixing ka aarop lag

jayega...is tarah to bas milti rahegi tarikh pe tarikh pe tarikh...par kabhi Indian team world cup nahi jeet payegi..

...band kar dijiye aisi BCCI jo ek stable indian team bhi nhi de sakte...

Judge: dono taraf ke jirah aur gawah ke bayano se ye saabit hota hai ki ganguly begunah hai aur zim aur bangladesh ke

khilaf century banane ke baad unhone saabit kar diya hai ki wo form me aa chuke hai.Chappel ne dada se

direct panga liya hai.. isliye unhe coach ke pad se brkhast kiya jaata hai...

aaj se ye fisla ganguly ke faisle ke naam se jaana jayega

[leleram]

:lol: :lol: too gud

maine damini movie 3-4 baar dekhi hai, n i remember the court scene, sahi toda hai bhai, uss scene ko, aur kya mast fit kiya iss scene per:toast:

+ve 4 u

[GodFather]

This was too good for me, as I do some mimicry and sunny deol is one of my fav characters, I throughly enjoyed it while reading his dialogues in his eshtyle.

+ve for you

[Eshtyle Raja]

This is fcuking hillarious... :lol: :lol:

moving to treasure :getdrunk:

+ to you bhai.... :toast:

[Champak]

Very good hai ji :hi_5:

[God_Of_Death]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: kya bolu yaar its frekin hillarious...... +ve de diya hai bhai

[greatalok]

:hi_5::hi_5::ROFL::ROFL:

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Good one Admin Bhai, sorry I missed it... +ve for you

[Mastikhor]

:clap: :clap: :clap:

Chaa gaye guru ... lage raho

[hitter]

khush ker diya

[HandsomeHunk]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[gookilendi man]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: awesome

[KaamDev]

Thanks admin bhai, not for the post, but for the skit :tongue:

Giving you +ve for this on deewali :)

[vivek]

bahut achhi tarh present kiya he:lol::lol::lol:

[funnyfaridabadi]

mast maal hai bidu

:lol::lol: