College ke woh din..(check it)

[Eshtyle Raja]

Hey Guys,

Let's remember college days…………………………and I m sure after reading this u will think of ur graduation years……………………………………….and never forget to reply ur views

1. On being Late
� (standing at the door... gesturing to a friend) "Andar aaon kya? Kab chalu hua?"
� "Attendance ho gaya kya??"
� "I was searching for the Classroom"


2. During the lecture
� "mera assignment tere paas hai??"
� "Kya bore ho raha hai. Bola tha bunk karenge."
� "Heads, we go home, Tails, we go home now!!!"
3. Lab
� "Experiment Tu likh??"
� "Idhar Karna kya hai??"

4. Unit Test
� "Oh Shit!!! Itna syllabus cover ho gaya?"
� "Aaj kounsa test hai?"

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
� "I forgot the I-card , so watchman didn't let me in"

6. Late submission of assignments
� "Maine usko bola thaa ki copy karke mera assgnment bhi saath mein submit kar dena"
� "Last date extend hua thaa"
� "I didn't know the last date"

7. Late submission of Project report (for printouts) � "Format pataa nahi thaa"
� "Printer is not working today"
� "Friday ko light nahi thee"

8. VIVA (after exam)
� "Yeh bhi syllabus mein thaa kya?"
� "Achha !!! ye aise hota hai kya?"
� "Ye subject ka reference book kounsa hai"
"

9. VIVA (b4 exam)
� "Submission ab tak hua nahi hai , VIVA kya ghanta doonga"
� "Dekh Boss!! external bhi aadmi hai. Usko pata hai students ka ab tak preparation nahi hua hai"

10. VIVA (General)
� "Dekh , tu jo bhi padhega , woh (external) tereko woh nahi poochhnewaala, then watz the point"
� "Roll no. 1 aur 2 ko wapas bulaaya hai"
� "External is asking Bermuda Triangle ka Magnetic force kitna hai"
� "Ye kounse subject mein aata hai"
� "Aaj kounsa Viva hai?"
11. Submission
� "Ye bhi chhapna hai kya?"
� "Iska bhi print-out lena hai kya?"
� "Tujhe Sir ka sign aata hai kya?"
12. A convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai???? "
"Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai woh likh, jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai uska drawing nikal"
"Phir bhi, kuch to idea hoga??"
"Maine uska likha hai, mera assignment check ho gaya, tu bhi wohi kar. Jo word samajh mein aa raha hai

woh likh , jo nahi samajh mein aa raha hai woh chhod de."

13. Exam
� "Jo (mujhe)aata hai, woh (paper mein)aata nahi hai; jo nahi aata hai woh aata hai"
� "ye question 2 saal se nahi poochha hai"
� "ye last time hi poochha thaa"
� "tere paas iske notes hai??"
� "woh chapter... mark weightage 6 marks... (facial ex-pressions speaks the story)"
� "nahi samjha to rat le"
� (when someone is intensively doing his last revision) "Yeh nahi aayega !!!"

[Eshtyle Raja]

bhai itna bura bhi nahi hai. :blink: :blink:

[leleram]

gud one raje:toast:
I remeber, working hard, buttering teachers for all three years for getting my admission card for final exams, after a poor attendance record of 15%-20% (that too with all hard work of my friends...calling proxy for me:tongue: )

[Sunshine]

I think I will be in bura catagory :)

1. On being Late
� (standing at the door... gesturing to a friend) to come to the canteen


2. During the lecture
� "Heads, let me finish this novel,Tails, we go for a movie now!!!"

3. Lab
� "Experiment Tu likh??" hehehehhe i always had good patners :)

4. Unit Test

� "Aaj kounsa test hai?"

5. For attendance (less attendance isliye attendance badane ke liye bahane)
� ... never had this problem, good friends always ready to give proxy

6. Late submission of assignments
� was never late

7. Late submission of Project report (for printouts) � always on time

8. VIVA (all)
� Wish they ask what I know :) or dress to kill ( if you are lucky it will work :D



12. A convo:
"Ye tune kya likha hai???? "


13. Exam

� doing last revision myself

[Jupiter]

1. On being Late
� pehli baar late hua hoon aapki class mein plz aane do
� accident ho gaya tha raaste mein
� college parking mein jagah nahi thi, isliye time lag gaya
� subah se kuchh khaya nahi tha, isliye canteen chala gaya tha bhookh lagi thi, wahan se aane mein der ho gai

2. During the lecture
� isko kisne rakha re naukri pe
� sala khud ko aata nahi humko kya padhayega/gi

4. Unit Test
� Oye farra laya hai to pass kar yaar
� us question ka answer bata yaar

5. For attendance
� ho hi nahi sakta
� galti se P ki A to nahi kar liya isne
� jaanboojh ke fasalaya hai %%#%##@$%#@$ ne

6. Late submission of assignments
� whoops laana bhool gaya
� jab diya tha tab absent tha kal hi pata chala aaj dena hai
� is par kuchh mila hi nahi, plz bataaiye na kahan se milega

7. Late submission of Project report
� System crash ho gaya, fir se poori banaai hai
� i have some doubts which i wanted to clear from u, can u plz help me

8. VIVA (after exam)
� Abe kya kya faltu poochha yaar
� pass to ho hi jaunga
� abe itna aata hai to yahan kyo naukri kar rahe hain saale, kahin aur kaam nahi mila kya inko

9. VIVA (b4 exam)
� kya kya poochh reahe hain
� kis kis ka viva ho gaya, pakadte hain kisi ko aur details lete hain
� vaise viva le kaun kaun raha hai

10. VIVA (General)
� these fcukin externals shudn't be allowed
� sala padhate kuch nahin hai fir waat hamari lagaate hai

11. Submission
� yaar toone kitne page ki report banai hai
� i hope he doesnt read in details
� screenshots se hi aadhi report bhar di maine, lagna chahiye kaam kiya hai

12. A convo:
� damn.....
� fcuk............
� b*********** kya ch************thi hai

13. Exam
� abe ye kab padhaya tha
� itni kam choice
� itna lengthy paper diya hai
� abe kabhi iske baap ne bhi diya hai itna ghatiya paper
� toilet mein jaake kisi se poochhna padega ye to
� are yaar yehi ek cheez skip karke aaya tha aur ye hi aa gai

[Sunshine]

Got this in a mail, quite apt for this thread


Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Woh TeeKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh Teekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani

Woh College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal - mein jo bheji thi chitthi,

Woh padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa

Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..

Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir - tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh vivas ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani.....
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.

Woh dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko â€" tha bechain hona,
Woh teekha samosa, woh thanda s aaa paani..

College ki thi - woh lambi si raatein,
Woh d oston se tapre pe - pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi

Woh Rahul ki masti, Woh college ki yaaden,

woh baatein sama, woh guzara jamana
Woh teekha samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..
Woh teekha samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani...

[leleram]

Gud ones:D

[JUNGLEE RAJA]

Gud ones:D

FF ki lag gayee

:)

[F I D O]

gud one raje:toast:
I remeber, working hard, buttering teachers for all three years for getting my admission card for final exams, after a poor attendance record of 15%-20% (that too with all hard work of my friends...calling proxy for me:tongue: )

thank god ppl atlast admit it.....:)