Some More Collections

[Mahamuni]

Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ....you have only 2 eyes but you sight every woman
Now who is Ravan?????????????????????

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Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain..
Please tell them your age!!!!!!
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Mistakes are not crime......if you correct them they are the key to success
FOR EXAMPLE....God created you ......He then created me
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Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: I start cleaning toilet
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Son: I clean it with your toothbrush
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Munna bhai: agar bina daanton ka kutta kaate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: simple, bina sui ke injection lena chahiye
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Bhikhari: 50 paise de de maine 3 din se khana nahin khaya hai
Kanjoos: 10 rupaye dunga , pahele ye bata 50 paise mein khana kahan milta hai?
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[leleram]

nice collection sir jee:toast:

[Champak]

:balloon: Good ones again