Jokes collection

[Mahamuni]

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar aa raha hai....ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, woh apne khilone pahechan lega
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In aptitude test...River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state
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INTERVIEW : Imagine, in a closed room , how can you escape if it caught fire?
Sardar: Simple, stop imagining
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Sardar starts shouting in a store...... where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper : there is nothing free with this
Sardar: it is written CHOLESTROL FREE
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Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon
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PAPAD aur JAPAD mein kya farak hai
Khake dekho pata chal jayega
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Sardar: in my dreams rats play football evry night
DR: take this tablet you will be ok
Sardar: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game

[leleram]

Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha
Baap ne puchha "kya kar rahe ho?"
Sardar : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon

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