leleram
24th March 2006, 04:18 PM
A well dressed business man was walking down the
street when a little kid covered in soot said to him
respectfully,
"Sir, can you tell me the time?"
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat
and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket,
looked at it and said,
"It is a quarter to three, young man."
"Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you
can kiss my a$$."
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry
cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him.
He had not been running long when an old friend
stopped him.
"Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the
friend.
Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business
man said,
"That little brat asked me the time and when I told
him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly
three, I should kiss his a$$!"
"So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still
have ten minutes."
street when a little kid covered in soot said to him
respectfully,
"Sir, can you tell me the time?"
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat
and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket,
looked at it and said,
"It is a quarter to three, young man."
"Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you
can kiss my a$$."
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry
cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him.
He had not been running long when an old friend
stopped him.
"Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the
friend.
Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business
man said,
"That little brat asked me the time and when I told
him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly
three, I should kiss his a$$!"
"So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still
have ten minutes."