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leleram
24th March 2006, 02:18 PM
A First Class Magistrate (FCM) is going thru' a forest one evening when his
car breaks down. He looks around and finds a lone house. He knocks the door
which is opened by a stunning woman.

FCM: Can I spend the night at your place?

Woman: Well. I live alone.

FCM: I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I got only one bed.

FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: I go to bed naked.

FCM: No problem. I'm an honourable man, a FCM.

Woman: Be my guest, FCM.

Next morning while leaving, FCM finds the woman busy with her poultry.

FCM: Good birds you got there.

Woman: Yeah.

FCM: How many cocks and how many hens?

Woman: Two hundred hens, one cock.

FCM: But I can see over a dozen cocks around.

Woman: Only one cock over there. The others are first class magistrates.
JUNGLEE RAJA
24th March 2006, 02:20 PM
bhai kya phataka ****da hai.. Mast maal hai
God_Of_Death
24th March 2006, 02:35 PM
good one lele bhai really good one:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Mahamuni
24th March 2006, 05:38 PM
I want to prepare a list of First Class Magistrates who are members of Fundoo Zone. Please come forward and register at the earliest.
GodFather
26th March 2006, 09:45 PM
Good one Lele.
Eshtyle Raja
26th March 2006, 10:40 PM
:lol: :lol: chakk de phatte :getdrunk:
Mastikhor
27th March 2006, 12:08 PM
I want to prepare a list of First Class Magistrates who are members of Fundoo Zone. Please come forward and register at the earliest.

First ... get me a stunning woman, who lives alone in a forest, has one bed and sleeps naked. :drool:

After sleeping with her, I will decide whether I am FCM

:4:
Mahamuni
27th March 2006, 12:18 PM
First ... get me a stunning woman, who lives alone in a forest, has one bed and sleeps naked. :drool:

After sleeping with her, I will decide whether I am FCM

:4:


Masti bhai - If I get one, what do you think I am going to do?
Mastikhor
27th March 2006, 12:30 PM
Masti bhai - If I get one, what do you think I am going to do?

You should use her to find out if there are any FCM's on FZ .... Starting with me :tongue_smilie:
funnyfaridabadi
9th May 2007, 04:06 PM
:lol: :lol:
pechkas
9th May 2007, 06:57 PM
:rofl: :rofl:
i too want to be tried :D
leleram
16th June 2007, 04:26 PM
bach gaya...warna aaj apni bund per hi laura de marta:scared:
Soni Kudi
16th June 2007, 08:14 PM
FCM:lol::lol: