JUNGLEE RAJA
24th March 2006, 02:16 PM
Sardar Santa Singh expired in a Road Accident, he was taken to Bhagwan Indra's Palace
Bhagwan Indra : Bhai, Yamraj isski toh 20 saal ke zindagi baaki hai, kyun maar diya issko, wapis bhejo issko
Yamraj :Prabhu galti se ho gaya.. issko wapis bhej nahi sakte, kyunki isska sharir jala diya hai
Indra : Phir issko yahan swarg mein sabhi sukh suvidha se rakho, ek naukar bhi do aur iski har iccha poori karo
So Santa Singh Went about roaming in heaven with a servant, he happens to see a beautiful lady
Santa Singh : Mujhe iski breasts se khelna hai
Servant : Lekin yeh toh Apsara Hai
Santa Singh : Mujhe nahin maloom, mujhe Indra Bhagwan ne vaardan diya hai woh poora karo
There was no alternative Santa's wishes had to be full filled, he has his way with the Apsara
Moving ahead, he finds another Apsara, Santa's wishes of having sex with her is again fulfilled
After Some time, Santa Singh feels like going to the toilet.. The servant takes him to a park and makes him sit on the green grass.
After Crapping
Santa : Meri G*nd dhone ke liye paani lao
Servant : Saab, Swarg mein paani nahi hai
So Santa Singh had no option but to pluck some grass and wipe his arse, the momnet he does this, there is a slap on his face...
He gets up to find himself on his bed, facing his angry wife
Wife : Pehle toh tumne mere breasts se khela, phir ek ghanta meri jaam ke lee, phir bistar pe potty kee.. ab meri Jhaanten(Public Hair) bhi ukhadoge kya
Bhagwan Indra : Bhai, Yamraj isski toh 20 saal ke zindagi baaki hai, kyun maar diya issko, wapis bhejo issko
Yamraj :Prabhu galti se ho gaya.. issko wapis bhej nahi sakte, kyunki isska sharir jala diya hai
Indra : Phir issko yahan swarg mein sabhi sukh suvidha se rakho, ek naukar bhi do aur iski har iccha poori karo
So Santa Singh Went about roaming in heaven with a servant, he happens to see a beautiful lady
Santa Singh : Mujhe iski breasts se khelna hai
Servant : Lekin yeh toh Apsara Hai
Santa Singh : Mujhe nahin maloom, mujhe Indra Bhagwan ne vaardan diya hai woh poora karo
There was no alternative Santa's wishes had to be full filled, he has his way with the Apsara
Moving ahead, he finds another Apsara, Santa's wishes of having sex with her is again fulfilled
After Some time, Santa Singh feels like going to the toilet.. The servant takes him to a park and makes him sit on the green grass.
After Crapping
Santa : Meri G*nd dhone ke liye paani lao
Servant : Saab, Swarg mein paani nahi hai
So Santa Singh had no option but to pluck some grass and wipe his arse, the momnet he does this, there is a slap on his face...
He gets up to find himself on his bed, facing his angry wife
Wife : Pehle toh tumne mere breasts se khela, phir ek ghanta meri jaam ke lee, phir bistar pe potty kee.. ab meri Jhaanten(Public Hair) bhi ukhadoge kya