God_Of_Death
24th March 2006, 12:48 PM
LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,however,were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat
and he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta
insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted
by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to
kill her. Weeping, SPARCnakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by
TRAN-SISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha EPROGRAMED
himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried
out resperately for LSI-man in RAM'svoice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's
aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
> ------------------------------------------------------
> INTERVAL !!!!!
> -----------------------------------------------------
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the .'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to'INFO SEEK' something about C'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring)to identify himself to C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM.
Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man.RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
what say u ppl treasure hunt mei jaye ga ya nahi:)
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs--RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,however,were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married princess 'C'ta. 12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.
However, Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee), who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her BIOSed maid (a real plotter), and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years.At this cruel and unexpected demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat
and he kollapsed, power-less. RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and 'C'ta
insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man also resolved on LOGGING IN with his
brother.
The forest was the dwelling of SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van,
PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted
by RAM's stature, she proposed that he marry her. RAM, politely declined.
Perceiving 'C'ta to be the SOURCE CODE of her distress, she hastened to
kill her. Weeping, SPARCnakha fled to LAN-ka, where RAW-van, moved by
TRAN-SISTOR's plight,approached his uncle MAR-icha. MAR-icha EPROGRAMED
himself into the form of a golden stag and drew RAM deep into the forest.
Finally, tired of chase, RAM shot the deer, who, with his last breath, cried
out resperately for LSI-man in RAM'svoice.
Fooled by this VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, 'C'ta urged LSI-man to his brother's
aid. Catching the opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED 'C'ta from her LIBRARY and
changed her ROOT DIRECTORY to LAN-ka.
> ------------------------------------------------------
> INTERVAL !!!!!
> -----------------------------------------------------
RAM and LSI-man started SEARCHING for the missing 'C'ta all over the
forest. They made friendship with the forest SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR SU-greev and his powerful co-processor Ha-NEUMAN. SU-greev agreed to help RAM. SU-greev ordered his PROGRAMMERS to use powerful 'SEARCH' techniques to FIND the missing 'C'ta. His PROGRAMMERS SEARCHED all around the INTER-NETworked forests.Many tried to 'EXCITE' the birds and animals not to forget the .'WEBCRAWLERS' (Insects) and tried to'INFO SEEK' something about C'ta. Some of them even shouted YAA-HOO' but they all ended up with 'NOT FOUND MESSAGES'. Several other SEARCH techniques proved useless.
Ha-NEUMAN devised a RISKy TECHNOLOGY and used it to cross the seas at an astonishing CLOCK SPEED. Soon Ha-NEUMAN DOWNLOADED himself into LAN-ka. After doing some local SEARCH, Ha-NEUMAN found 'C'ta weeping under a TREE STRUCTURE. Ha-NEUMAN used a LOGIN ID (ring)to identify himself to C'ta. After DECRYPTING THE KEY, 'C'ta believed in him and asked him to send a 'STATUS_OK' MESSAGE to RAM.
Meanwhile all the raakshasa BUGS around'C'ta captured Ha-NEUMAN and tried to DELETE him using pyro-techniques. But Ha-NEUMAN managed to spread chaos by spreading the VIRUS 'Fire'. Ha-NEUMAN happily pressed ESCAPE from LAN-ka and conveyed all the STATUS MESSAGES to RAM and SU-greev. RAW-wan decided to take the all powerful RAM head-on and prepared for the battle.
One of the RAW-wan's SUN (son) almost DELETED RAM & LSI-man with a
powerful brahma-astra. But Ha-NEUMAN resorted to some ACTIVE-X gradients and REFORMATTED RAM and LSI-man.RAM used the SOURCE CODE secrets of RAW-wan and once for all wiped out RAW-wan's presense on earth. After the battle, RAM got INSTALLED in I/O-dhya and spreaded his MICROSOFT WORKS and other USER FRIENDLY PROGRAMS to all USERS and every one lived happily everafter.
what say u ppl treasure hunt mei jaye ga ya nahi:)