Baniya aur 2 Jat

[Narad Muni]

Ek baar ek baniya(not Jupiter kyunki wo to bahut bahadur hai:tongue: ) aur do Jat ja rahe they...

raste me jungle pada....

baniya bola "O chaudhriyon, tum daro mat, agar aapko dar lage,to ek mere

age ho jao aur ek mere peeche,aur phir me to hoon he"
:getdrunk: :lol: :lol:

[funnyfaridabadi]

baniye ke aage bhi chhed hai kya :lol:

[Raju]

:roar::D:D

[Spitfire]

Baniya wo cheez hai jiskee Dictionary mein sirf "Lena" word hai, "Dena" nahin.

Agar aap kucch dena chaahte ho, to woh ek kya, das chhed bhi karwaa lega.

Old Joke...

Ek Boat nadi mein ulat gayee, aur log paani meindoobne lage.

Ek relief boat aayee aur logo'n ko haatth pakad pakad kar paani se nikaalne lagee.

Ek relief worker ne doobte huye musafir ko kaha " Bhai saahib ! Lao apna haath do, main aapko paani se baahar nikaalta hoo'n."

Lekin woh aisa karne se inkaar karta raha.

Tabhi uske gaao'n ke ek aadmee ne usko pehchaan liya ke yeh to apna Baniya hai aur usne relief worker ko kuch samjhaaya.

Ab usee relief worker ne Baniye ko kaha " Bhai saahib ! Lo mera haath lo, main aapko paani se baahar nikaalta hoo'n."

Aur Baniye ne jhat se uska haatth pakad liya.

[Jack_Sparrow]

Baniyo mein ek kahawat hai - Koi Gaali de to bura mat maano, kuchhDe Ke gaya hai, kuchh Le Ke nahi gaya :D
Ye kahawat Gujju's mein bhi hai